In this part, stuff will happen. I'm not sure what will happen exactly, but it will be awesome. And by Awesome I mean Awe Some. Not Awesome. How many times have you done these things:
Had a mini heart attack after you eat a sandwich? 999,999,999 time for me.
Done something really stupid and then you jump off a cliff, (which is a smart decision) ?
02293984817636374839188394866866692010019383874647372892744773717177284848 times for me.
How many times have you read this book and laughed? 0 times for me.
Ok, I'm done with these stupid questions. Alright, I JUST WANNA BE A NORMAL CHILD!!! I can't help I'm 99999999999 years old. Ya know, I jus' can't. Do you know what this means, sheiza? Well, I do! But I can't write it or that would ruin the purpose of that question. One time I threw shaving cream at my friend! I killed everyone except for everyone but myself.
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The Story of a Fat Unicorn and Other Animal Stories
HumorA story of a very obese Unicorn. But not only the unicorn but many other cool creatures as well such as Logan and Fox. By the way I will never stop writing this until I die in heaven... If I make it there. HEHE.
