Ever wanted a new pet? Ever know what you want to get? Then this is for you. You may want something simple like a dog or cat, but I recommend getting something like a zebra or a lion. Lions are viscous but if you are lucky you can get one that only eats HALF of your body! Zebras are hard to find but are worth it! You may need to live in Africa to sustain a zebra, but besides the mosquitos and diseases, Africa isn't half bad! If you get a silly dog or cat your life will just be peaceful but if you want something even MORE exotic, why bot get a Black Mamba! These snakes are highly dangerous and even if you are careful, you WILL probably die! Their venom is very powerful and in one strike, you might as well say goodbye to life!Isn't that cool! Actually now that I am thinking of it, the best choice is the pet ROCK! These fantastic creatures can only move when you want them to! They come in a very large variety, too! Rocks are no hassle but if you want excitement I would get a new pet Rock! They are the coolest pet anyone could have!
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The Story of a Fat Unicorn and Other Animal Stories
HumorA story of a very obese Unicorn. But not only the unicorn but many other cool creatures as well such as Logan and Fox. By the way I will never stop writing this until I die in heaven... If I make it there. HEHE.
