Boss: a person in control of a group or organization.
Once there was a very old man named Mancabanansnesne. He was a truckin boss. Even though he was 853 years old but he was still a boss. You know why he was a boss? No one does except for one person. That person is Mancabanansnesne. He was a boss who even admitted it. He was so boss when he was blind and deaf he still caught a fly with his fingers. That's pretty boss-like. I can't think of one other person who could do that(WELL, EXCEPT FOR ME!!!). Mancabanansnesne was also a boss because he doesn't have to pay to keep a ferrari(from 973 BC.). That car is so boss, it doesn't even reach .8 mph!! Did you know that in 1914 in a small town, there were only 2 cars on the road and they crashed at 7 mph. What IDIOTS! See, with the 973
BC Ferrari, you will never go fast enough to even get out you're own driveway!! So that is why Mancabanansnesne is the biggest boss in the entire universe.
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The Story of a Fat Unicorn and Other Animal Stories
HumorA story of a very obese Unicorn. But not only the unicorn but many other cool creatures as well such as Logan and Fox. By the way I will never stop writing this until I die in heaven... If I make it there. HEHE.
