Have you ever died and want to come back to Earth? Have you ever wanted to die and Leave Earth? If you answered any of these questions yes or no, this book is for you! Maybe. Do you want to live for ever? Well I can answer that question if you keep reading. First of all life is a present. I have gotten those before but I have never gotten life. I'm just a stupid Narrator. Your probably asking "How is that even possible?" Well, it is. So ten years ago- ALL RIGHT I'LL STOP TELLING MY SAD LIFE STORY! You just want to get on with the end of this part, right? If you want that, go read another book. Ok, I'm done with this! *Narrator starts crying* WAHHHHHH!!!! See whenever I do something little stars have to explain what I'm doing! I can't even do anything! *Narrator tries to kill me* DIE STUPID STARS!!!! *UH... stars die* Wait, what? There's more! AHHHHHHHHHHHH ****! Oh so now you want to block out my foul language, eh? Oh I wish I was a real person. Just like you, maybe. I hate myself and my job and my life. I can never die because I'm a stupid narrator. That's the secret, HAPPY!
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The Story of a Fat Unicorn and Other Animal Stories
HumorA story of a very obese Unicorn. But not only the unicorn but many other cool creatures as well such as Logan and Fox. By the way I will never stop writing this until I die in heaven... If I make it there. HEHE.
