My 3rd cousin, DoodleChucky, had a pet rock. He listened to my advice guys. He killed it when he went on rage mode for something silly. Before he killed it, it could speak to him. The rock was called a Tartingyoutusufez. These rocks are very rare and that might have been the last one on Pluto. Anyways, his rock said something extraordinary to him. "What?", you probably asked. Well, I don't know because DoodleChucky HAD to kill the rock and then himself (bet ya didn't know about the second thing I said). Now that I am looking at his grave I can see that the rock said - WE ARE EXPIERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WE WILL RETURN YOU TO YOUR ASAP - well, that was amazing! We have to go and find it now! "Find What", you probably asked. Well I just told you so if you didn't hear it, wait what? We were having technical difficulties? Oh I am sorry for this inconvenience, we will fix it right away. Look I found the - This book unexpectedly exploded, sorry for this inconvenience! Sorry you didn't hear what ChuckyDoodle found but I think you might know. It was the main story of history. Here's a clue, it's fat.
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The Story of a Fat Unicorn and Other Animal Stories
HumorA story of a very obese Unicorn. But not only the unicorn but many other cool creatures as well such as Logan and Fox. By the way I will never stop writing this until I die in heaven... If I make it there. HEHE.
