Ok, so I once had a pet named Logan. He wasn't the coolest and was not more cool than a hobo on the side of a road who lived in a box, but he gets all of the girls -the FUGLY ones-like Kangaroo Hineys. Logan had an issue with his butt called Itchyobuttacitis. It made his butt itchy. One day Kangaroo itched Logan's butt for him. Kangaroo commited suicide. Logan was depressed so he started kissing her dead body. Another day he fell on his itching thumb and he broke it and did not know it. A week later Logan itched his butt and he did not feel like he itched it. He looked at his hand and all he saw was a stub. HIS THUMB CAME OFF. He then fell off a building and landed on Kangaroo. THEY WERE REUNITED! THE END.
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The Story of a Fat Unicorn and Other Animal Stories
HumorA story of a very obese Unicorn. But not only the unicorn but many other cool creatures as well such as Logan and Fox. By the way I will never stop writing this until I die in heaven... If I make it there. HEHE.
