When I was in Djoubuti, I encountered the strangest creature, the Okapodme. It was 1/16 lion and 1/16 man and 1/16 zebra and 1/16 kitty cat and 1000/16 Okapodme. The rest looks like me. Wait, hold on. Was it - no it couldn't have been. Wait what? Maybe it was? I think it might have been a بنينيممثىقوويو. That means that bananas can be grown in Yugoslavia! Even though Yugoslavia does not exist in real life it exists in my heart. So does the Okapodme, but that is real. Okapodme's are rare and their favorite colors are- wait shhhhh I see one! Oh no! It just ate my wife! And my car! No, my precious car! Why did it have to be my car! WHYYYY!!!! I don't
know but it's time to get payback! *DRAMATIC WAR MUSIC*. ALALAKMHED!!!! AHHHHHHHH! * UH... The narrator tragically dies.* Oh too bad, no one even liked him anyways. I am diagnosed with okamdmrkwllqlakfhdnwnsnsnsjskakacitis. The narrator's name was Kakapo. He had a dog who was a shihtzu. He was also very fat. 92 tons to be exact. He was also a dolphin that killed everyone.HEHE.
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The Story of a Fat Unicorn and Other Animal Stories
HumorA story of a very obese Unicorn. But not only the unicorn but many other cool creatures as well such as Logan and Fox. By the way I will never stop writing this until I die in heaven... If I make it there. HEHE.
