Do you ever want to talk to your pet rock or pet lion? But allyou get is a "----" or a "RAAAAR!!!". Do you ever wonder why they don't speak english? Hi, I'm DoodleChucky (no, not ChuckyDoodle) and I own every pet in the world! I have always wondered the same question. Except for the rock, mine speaks English, SUCKAS!!! (Another reason to get a rock...) If yours doesn't, sucks for you. I really wish all of my other pets couldspeak tome though. Hold on, here's something you should know, NEVER TRUST AN ANIMAL WHISPERER. One time I asked when my 900th parrot was gonna die. He said in 900 years! Well, it took 1 day! (Because i killed him). I couldn't stand him one bit with, "POLLY WANNA CRACKER!" Uggh, I just wanna kill myself. Hold on, i am recieveing breaking news that animals cannot speak English because, they eon't have the same vocal chords? That'sa lie, I HATE THE NEWS! RAGE MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Chair broke*, *Rock Broke*, wait no, ROCKY! NOOOOO!!!
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The Story of a Fat Unicorn and Other Animal Stories
HumorA story of a very obese Unicorn. But not only the unicorn but many other cool creatures as well such as Logan and Fox. By the way I will never stop writing this until I die in heaven... If I make it there. HEHE.
