Ex-Girlfriend Needs To Stop Her Friends From Taking Over The World With The Help Of Ex-Boyfriend, Bitch, and Assasin by: Panic! At The Disco

The One With Another Beginning

Marina's POV

Drugged, tired, and angry. That's how I woke up. We were on the side of the road. I flutttered my eyes open to find a large road burn on my side. Oh yeah, did I mention I was wearing the same outfit since we left to find Madame Genie in the first place? Now my borrowed shirt had a giant hole on the side and the skirt was torn, forcing me to rip the shirt completely open like I was wearing a bikini.

Then I noticed the lights. Flashing light everywhere. My head throbbed from the flashing, as if I had a hangover. I suddenly remember what had happened. Madame Genie had served us some tea that tasted like soap and we blacked out.

I sat up and noticed I had been lying on Caspar's stomach and Everest had wrapped her slender leg around me. Calum was on the other side of Everest, clutching her like a Teddy bear.

"Excuse me, ma'am. Can you tell us who you are?" It was a police officer. That's where the flashing came from. There was a dozen of police cars surrounding us.

"Angela Montenegro." I said immediately, recalling our fake IDs.

"I'm sure. And why are you out here?" His bushy eyebrows pushed together in an odd way that was probably his way of scaring the bad guys. Honey, it ain't working on me.

"We were mugged. I don't really remember it too well." I faked innocence.

"Well, I need you to wake your friends up and we need to bring you down to the station." He said in his raspy voice and walked away. I turned to Calum and smacked him as hard as I could. Partly because he needed to wake up and partly because, well, he's Calum.

He shot up with a start and eyed the policed officers and my makeshift outift. I rolled my eyes and turned to sleeping Everest. I lightly shook her and she slowly awoken.

The hardest part was waking up Caspar. I shook him, nothing happened. I shook him harder, nothing. I slapped him, still no response. Finally, I rolled my eyes and pushed his mouth against mine. His response was immediate and he kissed me back a little before noticing I wasn't the scary brunette.

"Sorry, you wouldn't wake up and this is an emergency." I said quickly and looked at everyone, "Listen, we need to get out of here. Caspar and Everest, you distract. I'll go disable their cars. Calum...go look pretty."

The four of us got up. Everest went through a quick transformation whilst Caspar murmered a spell. A thick layer of mist floated on. I sprinted over to the cars and pulled wires and destroyed batteries, just like my mom taught me. I hope she's proud.

The cops pulled out their guns and began shooting at nothing. Igjits. The two successfully distracted the officers completely. After a while, I beckoned everyone into one police car that hasn't been disabled yet. Before Calum could even shut his door, I sped off at a speed I didn't know was possible.

"What just happened?" Everest muttered. Calum stroked her shoulders and Caspar simply ignored her. He simply ignored me too, for kissing him, I guess. He simply ignored everyone the way only Brits do.

"Uhm, I guess we're on the run now." I suddenly remembered the vision of Luna killing Loquacious, "We need disguises. We're probably wanted now."

"Who made you boss? I though Caspar was now boss." Calum asked stupidly.

"Calum. Shut up." I said as I pulled into a strip mall fully equipped with Walmart, Target, Snip-its, and a movie theather. I jumped out of the police car and rushed towards Wal-Mart. Then, I remembered that I didn't have any money so I rushed back.

"Do any of you have money?" I asked in an out-of-breath-Sarah-Michelle-Geller-way. Caspar turned up his nose, but held out a credit card.

"Don't get your pantries in a twist, Caspar." I heard Everest say as I walked off. I ran into Wal-Mart and grabbed food and hair dyeing product. I paid quickly and speed-walked into Target for clothes and shoes. I then speed-walked into the Snip-its and asked for a complete bleach. I don't know how I was doing all this so fast.

Then I remembered the drugs. Did Madame Genie give us adrenaline drugs? or was I just crazy. Yeah, I'm looney.

The hair stylist worked quick and my brown curls were soon turned into blonde curls. I strutted out looking like a boss-ass bitch and then I ran into a tree. I recovered and continued my strut.

I found the trio eating fast food and not speaking to each other. At all. All of them gasped when they saw my new hair.

"Everest, you next. I can do you guys' later." I said. I plopped the plastic bags full of crap into the backseat. Everest was obedient and walked into the hair salon.

"No one look, please. I need to get out of these clothes." I yelled at the unresponsive boys and began changing in the backseat. Target had some mildly cute clothes and I picked out clothes than made me look like Sam Winchester. Blue jeans, Brown lace-up boots, plaid flannel, and leather jacket. I threw the clothes on and walked out to find a dark-headed Everest, just like my flashback.

"Uh, Marina? Who's that?" She asked slowly, pointing to the young man talking to Caspar and Calum. Or should I say, trying to talk to Caspar. Calum gave the guy his full attention while Caspar gave him a glare of pure loathe. The new person had dark brown hair in a wind-blown look. Golden eyes complemented him, making me trust him less. He looked like an Aeropastel model, definetly not someone we could trust.

Suddenly, I realized how close they were to the car. The very same car I was changing in. Perv.

"Hello ladies. I'm here to help." the sex god said and we nervously trailed up to the group. I raised my eyebrows and Everest crossed her arms.

"No seriously. I need to help you find my sister Luna. My name is Toby."

A/N

This chapter is crap sorry. It's a filler. Bona fide. Caspar and Marina got some action, but don't worry. I just wanted to cause tension between everyone in the group. And now we have Toby. If you don't remember him, read THE VERY FIRST CHAPTER OF THE FIRST BOOK!

The song of this chapter is Fluorescent Adolescent by: The Arctic Monkeys.

~Mrs. Clifford♪