Ex-Girlfriend Needs To Stop Her Friends From Taking Over The World With The Help Of Ex-Boyfriend, Bitch, and Assasin by: Panic! At The Disco

The One Where Calum Does Pirouettes

Marina's POV

I finally had something to do. Luna had given me a spiral bound notebook and told me to write gay destiel fan fiction...whatever that is. Right now, I wasn't writing about two dudes, but I was writing about how my life would've been before everything happened.

"Okay...let's see. When did this start? Can you help me out here, Xander?" I asked my new friend. A part of me knows that he's not real, but the stronger part wants me to believe in him.

"Wasn't it when you delivered pizza to Luna's house?" Xander always knew what to say. He was the perfect guy, or at least that's who my conscience believes him to be.

"Yes, of course. Now at that time, I was dating Calum. Maybe we would've gotten married if he hadn't seen Everest. He loves her, and I'm perfectly okay with that. But our babies would have been glorious." I said, happily.

"Now, now, Marina. Let's not think about the 'what if's', think about the now. How are you going to get out of here?" Xander asked, his eyes were pools of blue persuasiveness.

"How are you so smart? How about the next time Luna comes in here, I attack from behind." I suggested, but Xander shook his head. Silly me, I'm incorrect.

"I know exactly what you need to do. Now listen closely.." Xander was so suspenseful, it almost made me giggle.

But then he was talking in another language. I couldn't understand him. French? German? His lips were moving in English, but it was almost as if there was a voice over in another language.

"I can't- I don't know what your saying!" I said, but Xander continued to talk. I covered my ears, closed my eyes, and began screaming because the words continued flowing from his mouth.

After a long time I screaming, I realized the voice had stopped. When I opened my eyes, I wasn't in my cell, I was in a field. Dancing around me was Calum and Luna and Everest and everyone. Even The Commander gave a few twirls. I got up with a confused look because there was no music playing, yet they kept dancing. Did they hear something I couldn't?

Suddenly, I spotted someone who wasn't part of the gang of misfits. It was the woman. The woman with the purple eyes.

"Who are you? Why are you doing this to me?" I screamed at her, but she held her gaze away from me, towards the horizon. I screamed again and again, but she wouldn't budge. Calum began doing leaps and pirouettes in front of me, blocking my vision. Some random black girl spinned in never-ending circles. I pushed through them, but I couldn't reach the purple eyes woman.

"PLEASE!!" I screamed again. Then everything went black, and I was in a room filled with smoke.

I started running. I was free, running until my heart was beating as fast as a humming bird's. I had escaped from my prison, and I was ecstatic.

"Marina, stop." A voice commanded from behind me. I stopped immediately and turned around to find those violet eyes.

"Marina, do you know who you are?" The woman asked me. I shook my head once, and she sighed dramatically.

"You are Fae."

and that's when I awoke back in my prison.

a/n
I know what you're thinking. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!" Well, Marina is obviously crazy. Like Spike in season 7 of Buffy crazy. This was basically all a dream Marina had, and the point of it all was so that The Purple-Eyed Woman could say Marina is Fae, which means she's like a fucking Faerie. Oh shit. Shots fired.
Xander basically looks like Ian Somerhalder btw.

The song of the chapter is The Hanging Tree by: Jennifer Lawrence.

~Mrs. Clifford•