King/I: GUYS-
-Washington's screams of pain cut us off in the next room-
King: ...I should probably go back in there.
Yeah no sh1t.
-King goes into the other room-
John: We're all not gonna ignore the fact that he literally pulverized King's hand right..?
Alex: It was basically that one episode of-
Me/Alex/John/Thomas/Hercules: THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR-
Lafayette: -French confusion- The fresh prince of..where?
Thomas: ...You have no childhood.
Lafayette: WE SPENT HALF OUR LIVES AS LITERAL F-CKING PUPPETS FOR ENTERTAINMENT THOMAS.
Adrienne/Unknown character for Rafael: -nod nod-
I- ..Oof.
Anyway, yeah, Estella's coming and it's 2 in the morning.
Alex: Really? I've been awake so long I forgot what time was.
Me too-
John/Thomas: GO THE HELL TO SLEEP!
Alex: STOP BEING GAY THEN WE'LL TALK (joking)
John: ...-existential crisis-
D4MMIT ALEXANDER YOU BROKE JOHN AGAIN.
John: AM I GAY OR STRAIGHT?
Alex kisses him-
John: Gay. Definitely gay. Gayer than a h0rny 9 year old making BTS smutshots.
-Everyone in the room sighs in relief-
Anyway, yeah that's it.
(Imma just keep him as Rafael for now)
Rafael: No, not all, you're adding me to the story.
Oh yeah. Adding him to the story! Yay!
Rafael: Not yay! My story is horrifying!
Emmy/Daveed: Welcome to the club.
Rafael: ;w;
Emmy: At least you'll suffer with us!
STOP BREAKING THE D*MN FOURTH WALL! I JUST GOT IT FIXED!
-episode of what ever the hell this is end-
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Fishi's Big Book O Bullshit!
Fanfiction(Cover art not mine) OH CRACK MEMES, HEAD CANONS, AND CRACK DOODLES GALORE. OH WHAT DOES MS. FISHI HAVE IN STORE??? NOT COMPELTED (I did not mean for that to rhyme but it was AWESOME)
