On today's episode of Fishi and Squizhi:Valentines edition

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HOLY SHIT OUR DATE WHEN SO WELLLLLLLLLLLLL


OKAY OKAY


SO I WAS LIKE REALLY EARL)

SO I WAIT A LITTLE BIT I GO IN AND I JUST BROWSE N SHIT AND IT WAS COOL 

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SO I WAIT A LITTLE BIT I GO IN AND I JUST BROWSE N SHIT AND IT WAS COOL 

SO I GO UP TO THE FRONT I LOOK UP BY THE DAMN STARBUCKS IN THE BUILDING AND WHEN I TELL YOU I NEARLY KNOCKED HIS ASS DOWN

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SO I GO UP TO THE FRONT I LOOK UP BY THE DAMN STARBUCKS IN THE BUILDING AND WHEN I TELL YOU I NEARLY KNOCKED HIS ASS DOWN. (IM 5'7 HE'S ONLY 5'1) OH MY FUCKING GOD MAN.

SO IM SAYING MY HIS AND HELLOS N SHIT AND HE PULLS OUT THE CUTEST CANDY BOUQUET IVE EVER RECEIVED LIKE OMG (NO I DIDN'T EAT IT YET)

AND I LOVE IT OMFG

SO WE HAVE A FUN TIME I HAD MY SHIT ON DO NOT DISTURB

I GOT A MYSTERY BOOK (FIVE SURVIVE BY HOLLY JACKSON) AND HE GOT THE FIRST SCOTT PILGRIM BOOK 

AND BY LIKE 5?? ISH??

WE DIDN'T CHECK ANYTHING AND MY MOM WAS LIKE "DID YALL KNOW I CALLED YOU??" WE DIDN'T KNOW SHIT.

GODDAMMIT EVERY TIME I KISSED HIS CHEEK HIS BRAIN SHORT CIRCUITED

 SO WE GET THINGS TO DRINK AND WE JUST EXIST AT A TABLE AND WE'RE TALKING AND MY MOMS CALLS ME OVER AND HOLY SHIT DJJDHCHDH

WE TEXTED ALMOST THE WHOLE TIME WHILE WE WERE HEADING HOME

(if you're curious I got him a A purple bunny he named Joseph, a matching purple scarf with a bee patch sewn onto it, a mini Rubik's cube, and a bracelet with his name on it)

MY MOM SAID HE WAS PERFECT, LIKE GENUINELY SHE MEANS IT.. AND MY DAD.. Y'KNOW. HE JUST Y'KNOW. DADS.


GODDAMMIT I LOVE WE'RE IN LOVE HOLY SHIT.

ILL PUT THE PICTURE I TOOK OF THE CANDY AND SCREENSHOTS UP IN A PART TWO IF YALL WANT IT


AND MY MOMS FRIEND GOT FUCKING ENGAGED????????

-Fishi

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