Washington: Definitely a nerd in high school, only got in trouble because of the Brady brunch (Martha King Ben etc), definitely fed one of his babies in front of Adams as a "fuck you", pretty neutral about his extra weight/stretch marks, has keepsakes from high school (his old glasses year books things like that), calls Mania "Loo" Lafayette "Mar" and Alex "Xander" cause why not, makes sure Estella Orion and Rowan don't damage their hair trying to comb it-
King: Has a "I will kill you but my husband will personally show you want hell is" type relationship with George, Rowan inspired his first tattoo, helped Orion dye his fair for the first time, continuously compliments George cause why not, cause everyone his babies, yes Mania Laf and Alex included, fucking DESPISES crumpets despite what everyone thinks, always smells like pears for some odd reason it's nice but unusual, totally doesn't sneak pieces of cake into George's office-
Alex: Definitely owns something with a pinstripe pattern, owns several flannels, has a tattoo of a paintbrush with John's initials on it on his wrist, never cuts his hair, Either has small oval wire framed glasses or giant aviators no exception, sings with John sometimes, never really got over his postpartum depression but John helps, jealous of Mania because her hair is thicker and she can maintain it much better, definitely had an awkward bangs phase.
Lafayette: Will cuss someone out in French Spanish and Russian, his hands are rated e for every-fucking-body, sings French lullabies to Amelie Julien sometimes Mania and Alex, loves modeling Hercules' garments especially the fluffy dresses, has to do everyone's hair, is the baker of the family since Alex can barely cook and Mania only cooks savory stuff though she can make a mean pavlova, threatened John's life if he treated Alex wrong (they made amends), watched I lost my body several times.
Hercules: "cuddle sized" to Lafayette, Julien favors Hercules, taller than everyone except Laf, made Amelie and Julien' baby clothes, made Mania a frog hat once, makes things and has no idea what the hell to do with them, wore the same damn beanie for years, helps Lafayette with.. his er.. seizures, always looks like an English teacher with the gray cardigan fit, I.... Ran out quick.
John: Motherfucker makes the most ridiculously spontaneous swears, Drawing everyone without them knowing then slips it to them as gifts, does painting which is nice mainly paints people flowers and landscapes, used to have long hair he cut most of it off for an undercut, lets the kids draw over his freckles, has tattoos of Alex and the kid's zodiac constellations but only sun signs he didn't have enough room for moon and rising, has to help most of the kids with their hair.
Mania: Makes sure everyone's healthy and alive, totally doesn't have a secret partner, does Washington's hair because he's dogshit at it (Martha does too), does her own hair, hides all the kids in her hair annoying everyone, sometimes they sneak in her hair without her knowing-, does the kids' hair too because why not, wears glasses even though she has literally only one functioning eye.
Estella: Oldest at 14 blind like George, loosest curls/waves, takes after George mainly, wants to work in criminal justice.
Orion: Middle child at 9 (hehhehhhhh I switched ages because of my unresolved issues), almost perfect visions, tightest curls, screams bloody murder at the mention of any bug.
Rowan: The 4 year old bug child,King once had to carry her in by the ankles because her pockets were filled to the brim with FUCKING BEETLES.
Phillip (Hamilton Laurens): 16, is a poet, cuts everyone's hair in the night "the midnight barber", accidentally ate a caterpillar once he shot it out of his nose, he has his ears and nose pierced.
Frances Hamilton-Laurens: 15, chaos. That's literally it. She is the chaotic one.
Adrian Hamilton-Laurens: Twins with Ivy both at 7, he's the "Zack" of the two, he's sweet to Ivy though, they have a sweet life, but not a suite life (hehehheheheheh, no? okay...) Once got sick by John in South Carolina and Ivy got sick in New York.
Ivy Hamilton-Laurens: The shy one, sneaks sweets to John at work, once got bullied for being deaf, Adrian helped her by getting Mania to remove their ear drums, Adrian is Ivy's best friend basically, they have the same effect Lafayette and Thomas do (when something happens to one it happens to the other, I made it, I call it the Gemini effect)
Ollie Hamilton-Laurens: Age 5 Mute, got taught sign language by Ivy, got taught Spanish sign language by John, shares a likeness for bugs with Rowan.
Gabi Hamilton-Laurens: A baby. A cute one tho
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Fishi's Big Book O Bullshit!
Fanfiction(Cover art not mine) OH CRACK MEMES, HEAD CANONS, AND CRACK DOODLES GALORE. OH WHAT DOES MS. FISHI HAVE IN STORE??? NOT COMPELTED (I did not mean for that to rhyme but it was AWESOME)
