Tw: Disturbing content, d3ath, m*rder, s3izures
Number One:
Washington: When I was 15 I had a really nice dream, it had beautiful flowers.
Washington: I would like to wake up now, the flowers have wilted...and my 30th birthday was yesterday.
Number Two (not huntsman AU):
King: Everyone said I'd be a good ruler...
King: ...I wish they'd told me before I got executed..
Number Three:
James (Madison): Everyone said I was coughing so much because everything in my lungs was coming out so I can be healthy again..
James: Is that why I've been coughing up so much blood?
Number four:
Thomas: I wasn't there when my brother died.
Thomas: For the first time.
Number five:
Martha (Dandrige): I could tell his boyfriend didn't have good intentions.
Martha: He proved my theory clearly, when killed me.
One more for Washington because... yes
Washington: People say when you feel a shiver up your spine someone is stepping in your grave.
Washington: That explains why I had a seizure when I went swimming in the lake with my friends when I was younger.
-le end-
Wash: GOOD LORD THAT GOT DARK- DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO DIP INTO MY HIGH SCHOOL MEMORIES?
Fishi (admin): ...Yes.
Martha: Mine too? I didn't like being stabbed y'know.
Funtime (admin): Well soooorryyyyyyyy
King: WHY AM I IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AU??
A!Funtime: -shrug-
A!Fishi: :/
-le end of whatever the hell this hellish episode of my f*cking life.-
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Fishi's Big Book O Bullshit!
Fanfiction(Cover art not mine) OH CRACK MEMES, HEAD CANONS, AND CRACK DOODLES GALORE. OH WHAT DOES MS. FISHI HAVE IN STORE??? NOT COMPELTED (I did not mean for that to rhyme but it was AWESOME)