George no-

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Ben: If you have two (mini) cakes and some one asks for one how many do you have?

George, completely serious: Two. -slowly backs his cakes away from Ben-

Ben: Well if someone takes one how many do you have?

George, glaring at him: Two and a dead body. -nom-

King: Well.

George: Don't fucking test me Kingston I will tie your dick into a knot. 

King: WELL DAMN BABE-

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