Softee: ...
Piraguero/Mania: :3
Wash: -drags off Mania- No carnage missions for you.
Mania: BUT-
Wash: You wanna make it 2 weeks?
Mania: Nothin, I'm quiet, not nary a peep.
Softee: -drags Piraguero to the back of his truck-
Piraguero: STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!
-later-
Pira: ...
Softee: ...
Usnavi: PLEASE TELL ME YOU USED A FUCKING CONDOM.
YOU ARE READING
Fishi's Big Book O Bullshit!
Fanfiction(Cover art not mine) OH CRACK MEMES, HEAD CANONS, AND CRACK DOODLES GALORE. OH WHAT DOES MS. FISHI HAVE IN STORE??? NOT COMPELTED (I did not mean for that to rhyme but it was AWESOME)
