Fishi's Big Book O Bullshit!

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(Every time Eliza watches The Joy Of Painting.)

[5 minutes in]

Eliza: Yellow Ochre?? For a Snow covered mountain?! Alright Bob Ross, this time you really lost it.

[15 minutes in]

Eliza: BOB ROSS YOU SON OF A BITCH.

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Ben (Tallmadge): Doctor, I am depressed..

George: Go see Pagliacci the famous clown. He sucks shit and he knows it. He's so fucking bad at everything is makes me roar with laughter. He weeps on stage because he knows he's nothing.

Ben: D-Doctor-

George: I know who you are.

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Maria: My Girlfriend is a cup.

Alex: Explain.

Maria: -being lifted by Eliza- Holds me.

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George: I don't so relationships.

King: -exists-

George: Shit.

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Lafayette: Friendly reminder to everyone that..

Lafayette: THIS DISNEY DVD IS ENHANCED WITH DISNEY'S FAST PLAY. -everyone frantically searches for the remote- YOUR MOVIE AND A SELECTION OF BONUS FEATURES WILL BEGIN AUTOMATICALLY. TO BYPASS FAST PLAY. PRESS THE MAIN MENU BUTTON AT ANYTIME. FAST PLAY WILL BEGIN IN A MOMENT.

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Adrienne (a singer): The worst fucking thing is: "oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW"

John: "do you draw? you do? DRAW ME." like no, I don't wanna sketch your fugly mug.

Alex: "You write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY"

Thomas: "you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW"

George: "You speak that language?! Say Something in it!"

Mania: "you Murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW."

Alex: The last one seems more doable.

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Samuel: Octopi can hug 4 people simultaneously, because God blessed them with the ability. However, they don't even hug one person, because they have made covenant with the Devil. 

Samuel: Any questions?

Phillip: ...Where's our regular pastor?

Samuel: In a better place now. Sit down immediately.

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Alex: Time sensitive question. How flirt boy.

Mania: Throw Rocks at he!

Lafayette: Food?

Hercules: Kill him?

Alex: Thanks guys.

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Adrienne: Congratulations! You have won a lifetime supply of tangerines!!

Hercules: ...But you only gave me one tangerine..

Adrienne: -pulls out two knives- YUP!

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King: I had a boyfriend once.. sometimes it's like I can still hear his voice..

George: We literally got married six hours ago. Fuck off.

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Eliza: Anyone else feel good when their brain release a bunch of endorphins?