First we get a jar meme but Washington edition in different AUs!

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Huntsmen AU

King: First we go to therapy 

George: ...-starts an assassin vigilante group-

King: George that's Illegal.

George: Yes.


Same Face, Different People AU

Guard: You beat the American revolutionaries

King: -forces George to stay at the castle-

Guard: Your Highness That's the formal General.

King: Yes.


GodFallen AU (in the workshops)

Me: First you marry the goddess of Death

King: -fucks George-

Me: KING THAT'S THE GOD OF LIFE AND REVIVAL DAMMIT-

King: Yes.


Normal Musical shit

Madison: First we stop the fighting between Alexander and Thomas.

George: -grabs a bowl-

Madison: Mr President that a bowl of popcorn.

George: Yes.


Beasts AU (Fantasy Washette shit)

Alex: First you marry Adrienne

Lafayette: -Gets fucked by a demon-

Alex: Lafayette that's insubordination.

Lafayette: Yes.

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