Martha: Fine! You keep my secret, I keep my mouth shut.
King: No I don't want it shut. But every time you come at me... come with a compliment. :3
Martha: Fine. You ignorant low-down son of a bitch.
King: What the hell?!
Martha: DO YOU SEE GEORGE? -taunt-
—later—
(Estella is 7 in the normal AU lol)
Martha: Why was Estella's phone in the driveway I almost ran over it- -sees King- Damn.
King: Hey Mar-Mar!
George: -hits him with the 'bitch the fuck is you on?' look-
Martha: Evenin'.
George:Alright listen up, so I got the next two weeks all mapped out-
King: Hey, real quick, Martha?
George: ?
King: On a scale of one to ten, how am I as a husband? Ten being the highest.
George: -looks at Martha with the 'well?' look-
Martha: ...So you have me taking the kids-
King: We'll get to that.
Martha: =w=*
King: ...Go on.
Martha: ...You're definitely the highest husband I've ever seen.
King: Not quite what I was looking for. Tell George how you wish you had a spouse just like me. :3
George: ...-'bitch what the fuck.'-
George: Are you high right now..?
King: Martha knows how blessed you are to have me :3 -walking towards her- don't you, you lol cute lil gremlin
Martha: -dies inside.-
George: AM I HIGH RIGHT NOW???
King: :3
Martha: owo* You.. ain't terrible...!
King: That's it? It feels like you cheating me out of a compliment. :> you wouldn't be cool with cheating, would you~? :3
Martha: -sigh- ....YOU'RE A GEAT HUSBAND AND A PERFECT FATHER -DRAMATIC INHALE- I CAN'T BREATHEEE- I GOTTA GO I GOTTA GO- JUST CALL ME AND TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED ME TO DO -leaves-
George: -rubs his temples, unsure what the fuck he just witnessed-
-teh end-
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Fishi's Big Book O Bullshit!
Fanfiction(Cover art not mine) OH CRACK MEMES, HEAD CANONS, AND CRACK DOODLES GALORE. OH WHAT DOES MS. FISHI HAVE IN STORE??? NOT COMPELTED (I did not mean for that to rhyme but it was AWESOME)
