I would once again like to clarify that no one ships these.
This one is written by my friend so thank you to her :)
Kuwei had fallen in love at sight when he first saw Kaz Brekker. He felt like he was on a high dose of Juda Parem.
Kuwei tried multiple times to get Kazzles' attention, but it never worked. He even tried to impress him by pulling someone's eye out. But unfortunately Kazzles only had eyes for Inej. He just wanted to murder that stupid investment.
"Hey Kaz" Kuwei squeaked when he saw Kazzles the next day.
"Hi..?" Kazzles replied abruptly.
"I was just wondering if ummm you wanted to go out with me?"
"No." Kazzles replied as if he was disgusted with Kuwei.
"But why not? I'm hot. I killed a man by pulling his eye out, I even kissed Jesper." Kuwei replied quickly
"Uh because I'm not interested in you. Also one more thing."
"Mmmhmmm?" Kuwei replied dreamily.
"I'm going to kill you." Kazzles said.
"WHAT."
Then Kaz pulled Kuwei's eye out.
Love that ending
