This is a joke😭😭
Kanej Peppa Pig AU written by a child 🥰🥰
Wait the rest of the book is anyways lmao nvm
One beautiful day, Kaz and Inej were swinging on the swings in the park together.
"Oink!" said Kaz very grumpy.
"Oink oink!!" agreed Inej.
They walked all the way to Kaz's house and had an amazing playdate!! They played with all of Kaz's fun toys!!
And then they ate some bacon with cheese. (The cheese was VERY important)
Inej decided to invite Jesper the Goat and Wylan the Chicken for a very fun sleepover, and Kaz's mom even offered to make dino nuggies!!! Wait... Kaz doesn't even have a mom... No wonder he's so grumpy and mad...
Anyways!! Jesper made the dino nuggies instead, and even made some fries!!! Except he burnt them really really bad... but they ate it anyways because it was very tasty even though it was burnt. Kaz magically grabbed some chocolate chip cookies with extra chocolate. Woahhh!!!!
"Oink oink bawk bawk baaaaaaaaah!!!!" Everyone said happily as they digested the yummy and delicious food.
Then they all pulled out their bright pink sleeping bags with yellow polka dots on them and placed them in a nice star in Kaz's living room.
"Goodnight you guys! Oink!" Inej exclaimed.
Then they fell asleep.
The end. Oink!
