I Only Like Beans (Helnik)

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I am also very sorry in advance. (I think I just died writing this)

Nina Zenik worked at Disney. So did Matthias Helvar.

Nina realized that she had fallen in love with Matthias, so she decided to confess to Matthias, and hopefully he wouldn't reject her.

She told him to meet her by one of the (more romantic) restaurants, and bought some lunch for them both.

This is what happened:
Nina confessed. "I love you Matthias". Matthias didn't even look at her and continued eating. "Do you love me?" She asked. He looked up very suddenly but had a very confused look on his face. "I-I'm sorry, what?" He asked. She just looked at him with big eyes.

Matthias cleared his throat. "I'm sorry, I can't love you back." Nina dropped her gaze.

"I only love beans." Matthias said almost as an afterthought.

Nina's brow furrowed. "Huh-"

Matthias kept talking. "I only love beans, beans are the only thing I love in the world, and you are not a bean so, therefore, I can never love you. But I thank you for this delicious bean lunch"

They parted, going out the door was a very, very confused Nina, and a bean-loving Matthias

Time went on, and they both kept working.

One day, Matthias was eating beans.

But!

One dropped on the ground!

He was absolutely devastated, he picked it up and saw that it was covered in dust. He was forced to throw it out, and he cried all day about the stupid bean that had to fall on the ground.

That's when he realized

Maybe beans weren't the only thing he loved.

He kept thinking about Nina, and the more he thought about her, the more he decided that he was, in fact, in love with her.

So he set off and sought her out.

BUT NINA HAD TURNED INTO A BEAN

Matthias rubbed his eyes but the image didn't go away. He slapped himself in the face and the image still didn't go away. He pinched himself but didn't wake up. He started to cry again. The love of his life had turned into a bean!

Then he heard laughter. The bean was turning back into Nina!

Wait, wait, scratch that, she was taking off a bean costume.

Oh he was stupid.

He stopped crying, and told Nina that he did love her, and he didn't love beans anymore.

They got married and blah blah blah, but in the end, Matthias never touched another bean in his life

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