My own little thing

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So I hate the personality of Ikemen MCs (mainly because they don't have one) so I like to alter scenarios from the game to fit other personalities. Most of the time in these situations, I use my kind of personality and how I would react in that scenario. I also often just make up my own.

These are gonna be Ikemen Vampire but I can do the Sengoku ones if you want.

So without further ado, my scenarios (also feel free to say what you would do in the comments).

Theo: *Calls MC hondje*
Me (as MC): *Stares at him without saying anything*
Me: .......Woof

Me when meeting Isaac, Vincent and Jean: *Holding them* I've adopted them. These, these are my children now.

Shakespeare: *Exists*
Me: Psychopath

Dazai: *Entering through the window*
Everyone: *Isn't bothered*
Me: *Comes in behind Dazai*
Everyone: BISH WHAT!?

Leonardo: *Walks into the dining room* Has anyone seen Lumiere?
Comte: No. although now that you mention it, I haven't been able to find Time.
Isaac: *Looking around for Harry* Where are our pets?
Everyone hears laughing from outside and so they go out.
Me: *Is sitting in the ground with everyone's pets, crying* OHMYGAWD YOU'RE ALL SO ADORABLE!!!!!

Me: *Exploring the mansion only to find heaps of hidden rooms*
Me: Let's play hide n' seek!
Everyone: Why?
Me: Bonding and because I'm bored. Mostly because I'm bored.

*Four days later*
Theo: Where the hell is hondje!
Me, eating snacks because I found a storage room after exploring inside the walls: *giggle*

T'would be the greatest days of my life, and a hide n' seek game worthy of the history books.

Me: *Walks into the dining room*
Me: *Holding up a cage* I bought a fucking chinchilla, because apparently those exist in 19th century Paris.

TIME FOR THE CASTLE BOYS AND MY WEIRD ASS TO SEND FAUST INTO A PIT OF FURTHER INSANITY!

Faust: Where are all my books?
Faust: Where are all my chemicals?
Faust: Where are all my test animals?
Me, sitting in my room: *Reading Faust's books, drinking Faust's chemicals, surrounded by Faust's animals*

Will, walking into his villa: Hello people who do not live here.
Faust: Hi
Vlad: Hey
Charles: Hello
Me: Hey
Will: I gave you a key for e👏mer👏gen👏cies
Me: We were out of Do👏ri👏tos

The boys tryna bite me: Do you wanna catch these hands?

Faust, teaching Vlad, Charles and I: So if you push these two spots at the same time in opposite directions, the spine will snap much easier.
Me: .......
Vlad: .......
Charles: .......
Me: *Pushes Faust out the window*

NOT SCIENTIFICALLY TRUE!^

Vlad: Where are my strawberries? Where- where are they? What happened to my strawberries?!.
Me and Charles feeding them to marshmallow: I don't know. Haven't see 'em.

Marshmallow is Vlad's fox^

Me, hugging Charles: Dis my baby
Faust: He's a scoundrel, a vampire and *** years older than you
Me, squeezing Charles tighter: DIS MY BABY

I don't know why I did this.........

Bye.

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