Dark Humour (Chat)

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In modern time, the residents of the castle and the mansion plus Riley, Jamie and Olive are watching Netflix.
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*Watching a crime series about a chain of fires all caused by the same arsonist*

Napoleon: This is getting really good, let's watch the next episode.
Vincent: I don't understand why someone would cause so many fires on purpose though.
Dazai: I bet it was Valerie, she's real sketchy
Isaac: She's literally a detective!
Dazai: Then she's even less suspected.
Jamie: I already know who it is.
Everyone:
Theo: How?! It's episode 2!
Napoleon: Well who is it?
Jamie: My mother
Olive: *Starts cracking up*
Jamie: *Starts wheezing too*
MC: *Giggling*
Napoleon:
Leonardo:
Isaac:
Theo:
Comte:
Literally everybody except the girls:
Jean: ...
Jean, confused: Isn't your mother dead?

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