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Incorrect Quotes (5)

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Shakespeare: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?
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Dazai: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
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Mozart: I warned you.
Mozart: I'm perfect.
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Comte: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
Everyone else: Awwww-
Comte: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
Everyone else: Oh.
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Isaac: Help! I'm drowning!
Theo: Calm down. We're only in six feet of water!
Isaac: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
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Dazai: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
MC: ...what happened?
Dazai: I made a VERY bad mistake.
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Theo: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
Leonardo: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!
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Vlad: honk.
Faust: WHAT.
Vlad: HONK.
Faust: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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Theo: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Arthur: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Theo: ...
Theo: You mean ring bearER, right?
Arthur: ...
Theo: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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MC: So... what's goin' on?
Theo: You want the long version or the short version?
MC, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Theo: Shit's fucked.
MC: Oh. Well, yeah, that's definitely not an optimal situation.
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Arthur: Hey, Vincent. What kind of flowers do you prefer?
Vincent: I like sunflowers.
Arthur, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-
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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Theo: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Arthur: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Shakespeare : if you want information it is
Vincent : why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
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Leonardo: MC annoyed me today so I told them that I can't wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Comte: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Leonardo: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.
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Arthur: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and...
Jean: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Arthur: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said...
Mozart: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
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Theo: Mozart gave me a get better soon card.
Napoleon: That's sweet!
Theo: I wasn't sick, he just thinks I can do better.
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Napoleon: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?
MC: Do not do that.
Napoleon: You won't even notice!
Vincent , entering: Napoleon, you wanted to see me again?
Napoleon: MC's single
MC:
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Vlad: I'm bored.
Faust: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Vlad: Sure!
Charles, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Jamie down!!
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Comte and Leonardo: Surprise!! We're having a baby
MC: Wha-
Comte: *Pulls put adoptions papers* It's you, sign here
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MC: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Comte, turning to Shakespeare : Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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Dazai: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
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MC: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.
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Comte: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Shakespeare : There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.
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