The Girl in the Snow [KNY X BNHA READER CRACKFIC]

Chapter 3: Training

"Alright Jaygin-" Urakadaki started
"pfft-" 'Jaygin. I forgot to tell him my name' I thought.

"Oh sorry Ubrokodakee San. My name is actually Togata Y/N." I cleared. "Okay then Y/N, Can you swim?"

"...No..?"

"Okay then." *yeets Y/N offa cliff*
"GAHHHH UROKODAKEE WHYY- ITS COLD AF HERE!" I screamed while flailing my arms and legs trying to swim "Y/N SAN! ILL SAVE YOU!" Tanjrio screamed and yeeted himself into the lake. "I'M SORRY Y/N BUT I JUST REMEMBERED I CAN'T SWIM EITHER!"
... then why- "WHY'D YOU JUMP IN THEN?!?!?!" I screamed, getting tired from STILL flailing my arms and legs around

*One hour later*

"LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT DE HUNS-OW!" I screamed like a DYING PTERODACTYL and kneeled down while clutching my stomach from the pain of Orokodakee jamming me in mah solar plexus like A̶k̶a̶z̶a my brother training me back in U.A. "500 sword swings, both of you!" The old man commanded, while somehow Tankoro wasn't complaining, unlike me.

500 swings later

"HOO, that's as tiring as watching a pick-me trying to make friends haha." I said, panting "What's a pick-me?" Tank asked."Well, a pick-me is an absolute ****** * ** **** ***** ****" (imma sensor those random words for de kinder's sake) "Hey hey, y/n. Please don't swear. It's not nice." Tanjiro said worriedly. "BIOTCH YoU Can'T TelL Me WhaT To Do I'M 6!" "hah EroldStory" I added.

"Did you just swear? WE DO NOT SWEAR IN THIS GODDAMN MOTHERF**KING HOUSE. SH*T-"
Said an unknown voice in the trees..

A/N:
Sorry for the short chapters, I'll try to make it longer, but it'll come out later. And I don't know how to write parts with people talking, so hints would be helpful if you got any. Until then, PEACE!