The Girl in the Snow [KNY X BNHA READER CRACKFIC]

Chapter 20: AYO SUS

Whilst the fancy chicken was delivering the message of Rengoku and Y/N's loss against Upper 3 this is how getting sum help and M O R K was like

Y/N: aUgh daddy~

Kakushi: what the actual Frick frack fruck

Kakushi 2: AYO- KINKY CHILL 0///0

Y/N: HeAUAHUAHAhhahaaAHHAHA

Kakushi *whispering*: OH God she's lost it. I know she's my superior and whatever, but what the actual hell

Y/N: What? *insert big tiddy goth dom mommy voice* Aroused~

Kakushi: WHAT? DO YOU HAVE A PAIN KINK?

Y/N: Maybe~

Kakushi has left the chat

Rengoku: Y/N! Please be serious for once! It's spicy to hear that! And unnecessary right after battle!

Kakushi *whispers*: God thank you, Flame hashira for telling her to stop

Y/N: *snorts* SHSEHRAAHHAHAHHA

Y/N: hey, is nezuko in her box?

Kakushi: yes, she has crawled into her box as the sun rose. Zenitsu has the box

Y/N: ah, alright.

Kakushi: now, stay still. Ur ribs has gave up like my father 20 years ago.. still hasn't came back with the milk.. kinda weird since we lived on a farm raising livestock

Y/N: oh damn, that's tough.. jeez I'm tired. Wake me up when it's September

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I woke up in a room, sunlight peeking through the window curtains

Y/N: Ahh, fugg where am I

Oh shit, I can't move AAAAAAGHAHAGAAAAGH SLEEP PARALYSIS

I look around using my peripheral vision and realize that I'm in the butterfly estate

Oh shit...oh ShiT OH SHIT OH HELL NAH

OH SHIT WTF IS THAT-

I start freaking out as my sleep paralysis demon starts running like a track star at me. Boner and all. It's much scarier than a regular demon because you're pretty screwed since ya can't move.

This is a weird situation for me.. because the sleep paralysis demon looked familiar, like i know I hooked up with them back in my other world.. the demon had a bigger frame and gave off similar vibes.. oh, I know!

The sleep paralysis demon was..

Your mom

I shut my eyes close while screaming HUMANA mentally for a minute.

When the minute has passed, I got up and walked around the estate, looking for Rengoku.

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UMAI! UMAI! UMAI!

I run towards the voice, well more like walked towards the voice. I flung the door open, and see rengoku, eating on the bed with an eyepatch on and lookin mighty smexy-

*bonk* no.. no more go to horny jail

I sleep walked up to the eating male and hugged him dearly, I dug my head into his neck and-

*S N I F F*

Ahh that's good. Good shit good shit.

Smells like donuts

*insert tears*

Rengoku: Y/N-chan! You're awake! How are you feeling?

Y/N: I'm glad you're alive, Rengoku-san. I was dead worried after the battle.

Rengoku: I should say the same to you!

Inosuke: EWW! LOVEY-DOVEY SHIT! NOT INFRONT OF MY TEMPURA!

Y/N: ehe- my bad.

[A few days later]

Tanjiro and I go out into the city to run errands for the butterfly girls and when we come back, this is what we encounter

Haganezuka: TANJIROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Haganezuka chases after Tanjiro with knives, leaving me to deal with the bags.

Haganezuka: HOW DARE YOU LOSE MY SWORD!

Y/N: ACTUALLY, I WAS THE ONW WHO LOST YOUR SWORD! I HURLED IT AT UPPER 3

Tanjrio: Y/N-SAN! PLEASE DON'T IT'S MY FAULT THAT I COULDN'T HELP!

Y/N: YEAH BUT I STILL YEETED IT!

Haganezuka: you.. what? EEEEEEEŔRRRRRAAÆÆAAAAUUGH!

and now, I'm being chased by Sword Guy From the Local Mental Asylum

10 minutes passed until Aoi saved us from Haganezuka's wrath.