Chapter 31: Finding Gyokko

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With the wave of a fan, Upperfucky 四 blew Mui away. I'm barely hanging onto the debris of the now broken house to overcome the crusty leaf blower, but somehow got up with the power of God and anime on my side (AAAAAAAAAA)

OH FUQ TANJIRO! Istg, the first thing I see when I hurl myself up is Tanjiro getting electrocut- "IS THAT A FUCKING GUN?!" I scream as I'm pointing to the final selection mohawk dude.

BANG!

BANG!

*insert Valorant Shorty reload"

The bullet flies through the two demons' Uppermoon's decapitating it.

Awkward silence

*clap*

*clap*

*clap*

"Aye, not bad, not bad."

"OHHHHH DUDE. This is so awesome! I've never felt that before!" The shirtless leaf blower dude says as he regenerates.

"GENYA, NO! NO MATTER HOW STRONG YOUR WEAPONS ARE, YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM LIKE THAT!" Tanjiro tries to stop the dude with a 7 foot frame and Mohawks on his back from decapitating the two demons. "IF YOU SLICE THEM, THEY'LL JUST SPLIT UP AND REGENERATE!! AND THEY GET STRONGER!!" He continues, "THEY LET YOU CUT THEM UP ON PURPOSE!"

"ITS FINE! WE JUST NEED TO FIND THE ORIGINAL BO- SHIT!" Momma eagle demon grabs me in the left leg and ascends (to Jesus)

"YOU THREE! JUST HOLD OUT!"
The flying demon starts flying away as a slowly blurring scene unfolds "GENYAAA!!" The second newly-spawned demon stabs Genya right into the solar plexus.

The demon grabbing onto me like a hawk opened his mouth. "Delight?" I questioned reading its tounge. 'OH WHAT THE FRIKLE FRAKLE?' a bright, yellow light slowly emerges from its mouth, 'Fuck this shit I'm out.'

Snow Breathing 7th Form: Frostbite

With the flip of a switch, the sword starts to excrete wisteria poison. Stabbing the chicken leg like 37 times within a second, the leg falls off, releasing me. The demon's lower thigh starts to freeze (like Elsa's ass) and now takes longer to regenerate. (About Lowermoon 6 speed)

Snow Breathing 6th Form: Falling Snow

I rotate my body so I'm facing downwards so I wouldn't break my ass like Markiplier. Plunging down to the dirt, my eyes lay upon a decorated vase. "Yo what the-" being caught off guard, I messed up my landing and rolled my right ankle. "Craps. That's gonna be annoying soon."

"GEEEH HELP!" A child's voice rings through the dark forest as I turn to face a.. what the hell is that? A fish? Extends it's meaty arms and grabs the child.

I run towards the creature and slice its arm only to clash blades with a comrade. "Muichiro-San?" I recognized the young hashira as the fish arm crumples and flies away in ashes.

Muichiro pops a squat into a battle position to defend the young boy. "You're getting in the way, so can you just get out of here?" As the child cowers behind Mui, I look towards him to notice..

"PFT- AHAHAHAHHAHA! OMG YOU KEPT YOUR HAIR UP!"

"Uhh.. yeah..?" Mui replies with a deadpanned expression.

"Well, anyways. Let's kill that fish head."

"Gyo! Gyo!" The fish monster repeats like a Pokémon. I swing my blade down into the fish monster's neck, decapitating it. But alas, it don't do jack. It just regenerates. 'I guess I'll try the pot then.' Mui thinks as he slices the pot open.

"WAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH! YOU SAVED ME!!" The child with a hyottoko mask clings onto Mui. "I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU 'SEAWEED HEAD'!" Muichiro confused, questions, "You called me a- what?"

"BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!" My gremlin cackle interrupts the two. "Uh.. nevermind that." The young boy tries to avoid the question. "This kid has no chill. I like him already. What's your name?" The young boy answers, "Kotetsu. You?"

"Togata Y/N. Nice to meet you." I say as I sheathe my sword before wiping my tears from laughing as I shake Kotetsu's hand.

"Alright Mui-San, let's go. Stay safe kid." I wave to Kotetsu before running away with Muichiro to find the pot ̶d̶e̶a̶l̶e̶r man.

"WAIT! PLEASE LET ME GO WITH YOU! I NEED TO FIND KANAMORI-SAN!" Kotetsu pleads, hugging my left leg. "Bro- hell no. It's dangerous. Evacuate the village as fast as you can!" I argue, trying to shake the boy off my leg in a comical way.

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*CLANK!*

Behind the ashes of the fish monster was a masked swordsmith with shoulder-length black hair and a cleaver in hand. "Woah! Thank you Togata-dono! You cut him in the blink of an eye!" The swordsmith thanks as he notices Muichiro beside me.

"KANAMORI-SAAAAAAN!!"

Yeah.. the kid tagged along.

Kotetsu cries as he sprints towards Kanamori, which the latter is overjoyed to see the child alive. "YOUNG KOTETSU! I'M GLAD YOU'RE SAFE! I HONESTLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE!"

Muichiro squints, "Are you this Kanamori person? You have my blade ready? Bring it out." Kanamori bends down to look at the blade. "Oh no! This is really chipped." Muichiro blankly responds, "That's why I'm here."

"No shit, Sherlock."

"I see. I see. I'll bring out your blade now." The swordsmith nods, "Tanjiro asked us to fix your blade. He wanted you to know about it."

"Tanjiro? Tanjiro actually-"

Kanamori squats like a super saiyan power up as he screams, "HAGANEZUKA-SAN!!"

Yo what-

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"Oh thank the gods!! There's no fish monster's here! Haganezuka's working in that shed!"
"We have a sword to give you!! So take it! And go to the village chief" Kanamori says as he's pointing at a shed.

"No, I can't." Muichiro blankly replies like always.

"Bro what, why- oh. There's a pot over there." I notice before pulling Kanamori and Kotetsu back by the back of their collar.

"Hyo! You noticed me, huh?" A voice echoes through the vase. "I guess that means you're a Hashira."

The full body of the voice emerges. "Is something important in that abandoned shed? I wonder what all that rustling in there is about. Hyo!"

"eUGH- THE CHET IS THAT?"

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