The Girl in the Snow [KNY X BNHA READER CRACKFIC]

Chapter 30: My Boi Mui

A/N: HAHHAHAH- YOU THOUGHT-

IM BACK AND I GRADUATED TODAY
Well, this photo was taken yesterday at the farewell walk but MAN GOOD ENOUGH.

Walking around in taiko attire sucks man. It's hot as hell

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*THUD*

"HelLo?" I say groggily as I lift up the blindfold and remove the ear plugs. The kakushi standing before me is also on the ground, panting from running three kilometers while carrying my fatass. (You're mad shrexy just the way you are and bitchslap anyone who says otherwise)

"W- we've arrived to the destination, Togata-Sama" the kakushi pants as they lift up a piece of paper, "Pl-Ease seleCt the amount you wish to tip" the paper has 4 check boxes saying...

"15%"

"20%"

"40%"

"Other (Please specify) ____________"

"HUH? Why DO I NEED TO TIP YOU? AND WHY SO MUCH?!" I yelled in protest, blindfold sitting on top of my head. "YOUR SERVICE ISN'T ENOUGH MAN, TIMES ARE HARD!" The kakushi rejoined, with a dramatic eye expression and hands pointed out in a 'bruh' matter.

"Understandable, have a nice day." I handed the kakushi an envelope containing ¥20000 (about $200) like an Asian aunty on Chinese New Year when her family member's kid plays violin for the family.

I get up and start walking away when the kakushi thanks me and tells me to greet the village chief first. I stick my thumb out like a hitchhiker as I'm walking to notify the kakushi that I heard them.

"Now.. Where the fuck is that village chief?" I think as I walk through the village. I eeny meeny miny moe'd my way decision whether to pop my head into some random building and say, "Yo chief?".. The nursery rhyme told me to.

I pop my head into the room where I see a small, old man and two bodyguards all in masks sitting seiza style in a room with tatami mats. "Yo chief?"

"Yes, that would be me." The little old man looks up to my face. "Please sit down, you must've had a long journey and take these rice crackers."

"Oh- okay, thank you very much." I say as I sit down on my legs. And start crompching on the rice crackers.

"Hotaru has been very frustrated lately since Tanjiro keeps breaking his swords. Honestly, it's Hotaru's fault for making such a faulty sword."

"Oh.." was all I could say because I don't know what the hell to say when your swordsmith misses their weekly therapy session.

"Since you're a hashira, your sword is automatically a priority. Assuming you came here for a replacement, having a sudden demon attack occur with a faulty sword is a gamble."

"If Hotaru doesn't straighten up, we'll replace him with another swordsmith."

Oop- well that'd suck ig.

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"So here's the onsens. Your dinner will be prepared in the inn over there." The masked man points to an inn with a wisteria design on the wooden door

"Thank you very much." I bow (for once) to the man for his help and head towards the onsen.

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"Yoo Mitsuri!"

The Pink haired- mommy I mean- lady turns around and her face immediately lights up like Rudolph's ass and waves. "Ah! Y/N-Chan! How are you?"

"Eh, not bad. My sword kinda broke. You?" Mitsuri puts her fist up to her chin, "Well, I'm feeling great! The onsen is so lovely and Muichiro-kun, Genya-kun, and the Kamado siblings are here too!"