The Girl in the Snow [KNY X BNHA READER CRACKFIC]

Chapter 11: Natagumo Mountain

In 5 days, I was given a new sword with the words "悪鬼滅殺" Akkimesatsu meaning "Destroy all evil demons" and thankfully, my old one just chipped from the missions I was given in the mean time. I literally have no where to go while my estate was being built in the mountains where it's colder, so I'm currently staying at the Butterfly Estate.

Crow: CAWWW CAWWW TOMIOKA GIYUU, KOCHOU SHINOBU, TOGATA Y/N REPORT TO THE MASTER'S MANSION!!

Y/N: HHhH FINE

I walked to the master's mansion with Shinobu just cuz I didn't know the way.

[Timeskip brought to you by Tanjiro's headbutt]

Kagaya: I entrust you three to defeat the demons infesting Natagumo Mountain.

All: Yes, Oyakata-sama

[Wooo another timeskip]

Y/N: Huh, this is creepy as hell. Ight peace, Imma kill sum demoronis

*bOOM BOOM BOI*

Y/N: The hell was that explosion? I should go check the arson. AND JOIN

I stopped in my tracks, spotting a familiar haori. The boy.. who was he again?? oh YEAH TANK MAN

Y/N: YOO TANK MAN MAH DUDE HOW U BEEN! NICE JOB BY THE WAY

Tanjro: T-The demon. He's not dead..

Rui: I've decapitated my own head with my threads before you could.

Tanjro: Damn, I can't move!

Y/N: Ight bro, stand back. Grandpapi said its my turn on the ps4. Ohp, wait, you can't stand HAH- sorry bro, sit back then.

I stepped up to the demon, Lower 5, and unsheathed my new sword.

Rui: Blood Demon Art: Murderous Eye Basket

A buttload of red threads came flying at me and started to surround me.

Breath of Snow 5th Form: Polar Bear's Rage

In a weird motion, I had managed to cut up the threads, but I also got a bunch of cuts from the threads

Breath of Snow 2nd Form: Snowstorm

Kicking up a bunch of dust to temporarily impair the demon's sight, I found an opening to run behind him

Breath of Snow 8th Form: Snowing Nights

As I make the demon flashback to his human life before becoming a demon, I run through the opening behind Rui.

Breath of Snow 1st Form: Sheer Cold

I sliced Rui's head off and watched his now lifeless body fall to the floor, disintegrating.

Y/N: Yoo Giyuu I killed a kid playing Cat's Cradle

Giyuu: ...

I popped a squat next to Tank bro and tried to start a conversation, but Shinobu RUDELY interrupted me by fighting with Giyuu?? Honestly, I don't know anymore. Then I think I heard Giyuu yell at us to run away with Nezuko. So I grabbed Nezuko's box and started running away with Tanjiro until this girl with a butterfly pin jumped onto Tank and knocked him out by kicking him in the head.

Crow: CAWW CAWWW CAPTURE BOW WITH A GREEN CHECKERED HAORI AND HANAFUDA EARRINGS!! CAWWW CAPTURE DEMON GIRL WITH BAMBOO MUZZLE!!!

Y/N (thinking): Well, I guess I just got new orders. Ight, now where's Tank?

Eventually, we captured Tank and Nezuko and brought them to HQ for a trial.