The Girl in the Snow [KNY X BNHA READER CRACKFIC]

Chapter 8: First Mission

As Tanorama and I arrived at the village, waiting for sundown, we recalled some of the "fun" moments we had on our journey there. (Don't be pervy ya bootiful little fraks) which mainly consisted of me making vine references and whispering "That kid's an 11/10 on a dropkickable level." Everytime we pass a kid. And.. maybe messing with citizens with my quirk.

In the middle of recalling our journey, some pathetic lookin kid with a slap mark on his cheek (not those) was hobbling around like a gremlin and some people whispering about something like nightfall.. disappearance, littol gorls, idk. I wasn't paying attention until Nokia head plopped to the ground and started sniffing like a doge.

"BAHASSJ Bro what u doin?" I laughed as doge dude looked at me annoyed with my side comment during this situation. Which I stayed quiet.

We were led into a (not really) alleyway, but not sketchy. Then nightfall came and Tank stabbed the ground- like, hey I wanted to do that. AYOO LOOK A DEEHEEEMON! Emerged like a while Pokémon and was grasping onto the girl's kimono whom got kidnapped by that little trucker. We pulled out the girl and the demon emerged from its abyss?? Swamp.

"DJEJSJSJSJSJSKAKSCRESCRCECCRCESSCR- *teeth grinding noises*"

"siR- PLES MAH EARS STAHP! IMMA CALL YOU SHES GONE BY DAY6, SGBD6 FOR SHORT" I exclaimed, covering my ears. (Watch video for context)

"NO! IM THE SWAMP DEMON!" The demon retorted

"fiNE!! ILL CALL YA SHREK THEN!"

And it stopped.. surprisingly..

"So uh... how do you like ur humans? Raw? Salted? Roasted?" I squatted down to its level, trying to make conversation

"Y/N, please don't be so rude. Lives were lost." Tanj warned me, which I shrugged off, not caring.

The demon swipe it's arm to grab my leg, but luckily, I activated my quirk quickly enough to avoid getting pulled into Shrek's swamp. Since it's slow, Slower than my grandpapi and he's dead. Deader than Tanjiro's family.

After a few minutes of fighting, Nezuko emerged like that one kid named Ency when the teacher screams 'EMERGENCY' and kicked a head off, which I cheered on. After more minutes of fighting, Tanjiro dives into the swamp, making me defend the PATHETIK lookin kid and the EVEN MORE PATHETIK lookin girl along with Nezuko. The demon who I was fighting split into 2 more demons. I quickly dispatched of 2 of them whilst Tank was still in the swamp. It's been a few minutes and for once, I'm a bit worried for the kid.

After a while, Tanjiro emerged from Shrek's swamp and it seems like he killed the two in there. We eventually cornered the last one and after trying to make it spill tea about HEE hee man, I got bored and killed it.

"CAW CAW NEW MISSION FOR Y/N! CAW CAW! HEAD TO R/V/N! (random village name) SIGHTINGS OF A LOWER KIZUKI HAVE BEEN REPORTED! HURRY HURRY!" My crow flew in, screaming

"CAW CAW! HEAD TO ASAKUSA! SIGHTINGS OF DEMONS HAVE BEEN REPORTED!" Tanjiro's crow screamed

The PATHETIK kid looked at us confused as to the talking crows, which I shortly said "dw about it. You're just high."

"Well, this is where we part. Good luck."

"Likewise to you, Tanjiro."

And so we went our separate ways, hoping to reunite again... If that is possible.

[A/N] Hello people. Sorry I can't write action scenes. Until next chapter, see ya!