The Girl in the Snow [KNY X BNHA READER CRACKFIC]

Chapter 23: Sashay Away, Demon

(Sorry if the dialogue is wrong, I'm too lazy to reread and get it word for word)

Tokito House
With Tanjiro

Lady: Sumiko-Chan! Could you take this to Koinatsu Oiran's room please?

Sumiko: Yes, of course!

Tanjiro becomes a buffed 8-year-old who carries all the groceries in at one time, stacking boxes and bags upon each other

Ladies: Wow, she's.. really strong..

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Tanjiro: Koinatsu Oiran, your gifts have arrived!

The door opens to reveal a beautiful young WAMEN and two younger girls

Koinatsu: Oh, thank you, dear Sumiko. Here, have some candies.

Child 1: Oiran Oiran! Can we have some!?

Child 2: Please?

Koinatsu: I already gave you two not long ago.

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Sumiko: What happened to Suma Oiran?

Koinatsu: Why are you so worried about her? Are you perhaps her sister?

Sumiko: Y-Yes, Suma Oiran is m-my older s-SisTer

Tanjiro's face contorts into I don't fucking know what as his goody-two-shoes aren't used to lying.

Koinatsu and Girls: *dramatic gasp*

Kyogoku House
With Zenitsu

The thunder breather strums the string of the shamisen using the bachi*

*bachi is like the guitar pick for shamisen

Zenko breathes in air slowly..

A beautiful performance, full of energy and ambition

Lady 1: She seems to have a good ear.

Lady 2: I was told that she can play the shamisen or koto after just one listen.

Lady 3: Of course, I can see her fighting spirit. She truly wants revenge on the man that sold her.

Zenitsu *mentally screaming*: IM GONNA KILL HIM!

*Flashback*

Uzui: yeah, yeah, you can just take her. Make her clean some toilets or something

Zenitsu glared at Uzui behind his back, mentally cursing the silver-haired bimbo.

*End flashback*

Zenitsu *again, mentally cursing*: I'M GONNA MAKE THAT GUY PAY! I SWEAR, IM GOING TO BECOME THE NUMBER 1 OIRAN IN YOSHIWARA!*

*not possible

Ogimoto House
With Inosuke and Y/N

Lady 1: Alright! Let's see what you can do!

The lady shoves me next to a piano. I sat down and recalled the 69 piano lessons I took when I was 10 then dipped because Kendo and Judo looked lowkey fun.. huh, maybe that's why I excelled quickly through the ranks. Pulling a KiriToe over here ehe..

I pressed a few keys to get used to the pitch and feel.. I then started playing Watashi no Uso from Your Lie in April by Masaru Yokoyama arr. Chrissy Ricker

(The link at the beginning of the chapter)

A/N: I was sick when I recorded it, so don't mind that.

Everyone went silent, including Inosuke, enthralled by Y/N's performance. Though you were very rusty, It was good enough (I'll add mistakes to make it realistic to how it would have sounded like)

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A/N: I'm going to switch my writing style back to how it used to be for a change

The lady who shoved me next to a piano was shocked, as in, fish mouth hanged. "Y/N, that was beautiful!" The lady (1) said. 'Scheiße.. I fucked up..' I thought, not paying attention to what she just said, so I responded with, "Sorry, I'm a bit rusty. I haven't played in a long time."

"Oh don't worry about that!" The lady chirped "Well, Inoko-Chan, Would you like to have a try?" The latter nodded silently, so I took a step back. Inosuke was then walking up to the piano, sitting on the chair Call of Doo Doo style. Inosuke, absolutely clueless then slammed the keys like there's no tomorrow. And me, being the music nerd, I was scared. Not for the mission, not for Inosuke, but for the piano. I yelped, running up behind Inoko and German Suplexed her/him.

Many gasps were very audible. Most likely at the sudden action, but perhaps because his peepee probably slipped out when I did. (P.S. it didn't)

Now.. The lady won't let Inoko near the piano due to the trauma of whatever the hell just happened. The lady decided to give Inosuke a different job. "Inoko-Chan, how about you deliver some food to Makio-Oiran's room? This girl will lead you the way" Inosuke then recalled one of Uzui's wives' names, Makio. Inosuke's facial expression became serious and again, nodded silently. I took notice of the situation and tried to follow along Inosuke. "Y/N- Chan, please stay here and entertain the guests with a few more songs." I fell back on my original intentions and went back, not wanting to blow the mission. I subtly signed to Inosuke, "Meet me on the rooftop later." The boy then nodded whilst looking at me, and left

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"Here is the food, Makio-Oiran's room should be at the last room in the north hallway to the right." Inosuke, for once, was being polite and did a light bow before heading off.

Inosuke POV:

'Ughh, I hate these kimonos! It's dulling my senses.' I thought, Walking a few meters further, I felt a slimy feeling, like something's not right, so I ran to Markiplier's room

"Inoko-Chan, be careful, you'll hurt yourself!" Some random clown lookin lady called. I just stopped running and quickly bowed, so I wouldn't lose the demon.

I had arrived at the room, the slimy feeling getting much stronger. At it's peak, I slammed the door open, grabbed the bowl of udon, and yeeted it to the ceiling. The slimy feeling was moving downwards, like a worm. It was escaping, I soon realized and chased after it.

"Oh my!"

"Hey!"

I drew my fist back while I was running, aiming for the wall but then..

"WaZSuP. WhAt's a PrEtTy GirL LiKe YoU doIng HeRe?"

I punched this drunk guy square in the face when I was aiming for the demon. 'Dammit.. I lost it.. mofo demon sashayed-awayed' I retreated and went back to Mark-Oiran's room. Once I arrived back at her room, I closed the door and walked away like nothing happened. I went back to the main room, and it seemed like no one heard screams and thuds on the third floor. I sat back down and listened to Y/N play the piano until it was our curfew time.

A/N: ANDD IM BACK READERS! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STAYING PATIENT! YOU ALL ARE REALLY GREAT!! Until then, see ya!

And apologies for those who got the notification of the false update. I pressed the wrong button TT