The Girl in the Snow [KNY X BNHA READER CRACKFIC]

Extra: The Hashiras play Uno

I might switch between my writing styles when I make these extras.

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Sanemi: FUCK YOU!

Y/N: WHEN?

An awkward silence fills the room. A faint "Namu Amida Butsu" can be heard from the other room.

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[Y/N slaps the screen]

"Okay so you're wondering how this happened. Well, UNO happened."

"No, your bitchass happened."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, SANEMI!"

"BITCH-"

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[Insert SpongeBob narrarator voice]

Flashback

I pop my head into the living room of my estate

"WAHEYY YOURE ALL HERE!" I exclaim, seeing the 9 other hashiras. "Y/N, why did you have us come here?" Obanai questioned, holding up the letter I sent. "Well.." I start, "Since it's our day off, I thought we could play UNO!"

"I'm out. I don't have time for pitiful games." Sanemi starts walking out of the estate. "I'll be taking my leave aswell." Obanai picks his snake, kaburamaru up and places him on his neck before walking away.

"I'll gladfully play UNO!" Mitsuri claps with a small blush on her face. Obanai turns a whole 180. "Maybe I'll stay for a bit since Kanroji is."

"And there's ohagi." I add, making Sanemi turn back. "You know what, I didn't have anything to do today anyway. I guess I'll stay."

A certain mint-haired boy gazes into the sky, not giving a shit about anything. "UMU! SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA!" A firey-haired male yells as he gets himself comfortable on a couch. "Ara Ara, Tomioka-San, you should stay. You could really use the social interaction." To which the water hashira quietly nods.

"HOW FLAMBOYANT! A CARD GAME! ILL CRUSH EVERYONE HERE AT IT!" A manwhore yells, holding up the bottles of sake he brought for us. "Namu Amida Butsu, we shall still follow Amida Buddha's Golden Chain of Love and the 6 paramitas." Gyomei adds, trying to keep the peace between us comrades.

"ALRIGHT, LETS START!"

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I teach the nine hashiras how to play UNO

"Ight bet, yall got it? Ok cool. I'm not gonna repeat the rules anyway." I say as I deal out 7 cards to everyone. We all pick up the newly-dealt cards and look at the starting card in the middle.

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Surprisingly, almost everyone got into the game. I, being a great friend went easy on everyone, leaving only Sanemi and me left. Sanemi had a harder time due to him being colorblind and drunk as hell.

Giyuu, Sanemi, Obanai and Uzui are all drunk. Gyomei, despite being of age refuses to drink too much. So you know shit's going down. We placed bets, and swore.. a lot to the point that Gyomei had to stay in a separate room with the child, Muichiro.

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"UNO!" Sanemi yells as he slams down his second to last card. It is now my turn to play, pulling my favorite UNO dick move. "hAHAHAHAHAHAAGAGSHAHAHA" I laugh manically as I look at my deck, throwing down a draw four card. "YELLOW LIKE PISS!" "DAMNNIT!" Sanemi yells as he slams the four cards into his deck.

Now I'm gonna be a REAL dick. I put down four more draw 2 cards, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHH! UNO!"

"FUCK YOU!" Sanemi yells

"WHEN?"

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An awkward silence fills the room. A faint "Namu Amida Butsu" can be heard from the other room.

Sanemi slams down all his cards, gets up, and sways out of the estate, absolutely drunk.

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"FUCK YEA, I WIN!" I stand up too fast and my vision goes black. "Shit-" I say before I fall over and black out after eating two whole batches of the special brownies.