✦ hxh x male reader! ✦
"Hey, can you lend me a hand real quick?"
"Of course! Just give it back after, 'kay?"
". . . M/N, if I turn around and your hand is off, I swear to -- GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. We've talked about this!! Put your hand back on!"
M/N...
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S1:E6: A x Surprising x Challenge
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"Where the hell are the spices."
M/N hissed softly. All that was on the wooden counter was a bowl of vegetables and fruits. As well as knives, which none of the applicants were using thankfully.
"What do you mean?" Gon hummed, munching on an apple he stole from M/N's veggie bowl.
"Spices." M/N grumbled, "Or, at very least - herbs. I haven't been able to find anything though."
"No clue!" Gon chuckled, digging through the bowl once again.
"Stop stealing my ingredients, you gremlin!" M/N laughed. He pulled out his phone with a huff. He fidgeted with the screen aimlessly as he got lost in thought.
What options does he have if he can't find anything to compliment the pork?
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How do you even cook pork?
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sunshine sent: ELIAS
sunshine sent: ELIAS.
sunshine sent: ELIAS PLEASE
moonshine sent: WHAT
moonshine sent: WHAT DO YOU WANT
moonshine sent: ITS 2 AM. GO TO BED YOU WALKING CORPSE
M/N rolled his eyes.
sunshine sent: it's literally midday over here
sunshine sent: but woww.
sunshine sent:I could be dying right now. and all you tell me is to go to bed :-:
