Braindead Rants (Shank Me Up)

Intro

Debate *the* Holden Weeko FOR FREE!! I'm gonna do probably the dumbest thing I could think of and share my controversial opinions for a bunch of 14-year-old my chemical romance fans on the internet. Go bonkers. But in all seriousness I wanna throw around a coupla disclaimers before you read it.

1. I'm not a professional of any kind, alright? I'm a loud and obnoxious 17-year-old who likes to drop his stupid opinions on way too big topics he don't know nearly enough about to even open his mouth about.

2. That might've made me sound entitled which is why I'm making disclaimer number two: if I'm wrong on facts CORRECT ME! And of course I'm open for anyone to change my opinions, that's why I'm (for real) putting this shit out there - I like to debate.

3. Don't waste your time if you're just gonna call me an imbecile. Everyone can be mature enough to run a debate like a normal respectful person, so if you inevitably disagree with me on something - tell me your opinion instead of shitting on mine. If you're gonna be a cunt about it, i'll be a cunt back.

4. I'm bad at commas ok don't beat me about it

5. Not that this is wildly relevant but I'm just gonna put my political beliefs here so you don't assume anything - I'm an anarchist at heart and a socialist in action, fuck capitalism, fuck materialism and all that, I'm willing to hear out communists but I'm personally never gonna be one; I'm too rational. Obviously fuck racists, xenophobes, homophobes, transphobes, ableists, misogynists, pro-life activists etc etc. I don't know a lot about politics but I can form opinions easily so if I forgot anything important or you're interested, just ask.

6. Don't get bored! You might not be interested in how I feel about horses, but don't be fooled, soon you might be reading about my take on systemic racism... my ranting spectrum is wide as fuck so gimme a chance. Tying into that, just don't judge what I write about/how I write about it, if you would handle it differently than me. I'm just a very easily agitated person, so I could lose my mind over something you wouldn't even look twice at; I can't help it and if it for some reason ticks you off - just leave.

Disclaimer: not every single one is a controversial opinion, sometimes I just need to rant on.