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My Sleep Paralysis Demon Gave Me an STD [RENJUN • JAEMIN • JENO] ✔️

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Jeno looked him up and down before nodding seriously, looking Jaemin right in his eyes. 'Oh dude, that's totally herpes. Right there on your shrimp-ass dick.' Or, Na Jaemin accidentally lets a demon with an STD in his room one night and wakes up wi...

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🫧 1. The One With The Mirror 🫧

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10:27 a.m
Saturday
"Motherfucker!" Jaemin whined, poking at the hard, pimple-like spots on the base of his dick. They hurt like a bitch right now, he wondered if ingrown pubes made pimples worse. His mother yelled something from downstairs but honestly, he couldn't care less.
He'd just woken up at 10 am on a Saturday and decided to do the usual ritual: masturbate and go back to bed for another four hours, but something stopped him. As he reached for his already hard manhood, he paused and felt something sore.
He had raised the blanket and his eyes widened. All over, were gross looking spots that made Jaemin recoil.
"What the fuck is this?" He breathed, cocking up an eyebrow.
He draped a blanket over himself and tiredly ran to the bathroom, locking the door behind him. He awkwardly propped himself on the sink and leaned his nethers towards the mirror and sure enough, the sores were all over.
"What?! What is this?" He whipped out his phone and googled 'sore spots on my penis' and hit search, first hit with weird medical porn and then an article on genital herpes.
His face paled.
He read it with wide eyes, shaking his head. "No... no, no. That's not..."
He dialed his boyfriend Jeno and after three different dials he picked up.
"'Sup, Min?" Jeno yawned through the phone. Jaemin was shaking as he put the phone up to his ear.
"Jen... you don't... you don't have like, a mouth sore or anything, right? In the past couple of days? Or weeks?"
"Dude, no sores. But, I will say that yesterday, I burnt my tongue pretty bad. Why?" Jeno asked without hesitation, his voice crackling through the phone.
Jaemin took a deep breath and closed his eyes, though Jeno couldn't see him through the phone or anything.
"Well... dude, I think I got herpes and I have no clue where it came from."
There was sigh through the phone and Jaemin imagined that Jeno was pinching the bridge of his nose (which was right).
"I'll be there in ten. What the fuck, Jaemin?"
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