My Sleep Paralysis Demon Gave Me an STD [RENJUN • JAEMIN • JENO] ✔️

🫧 20. The One Where They (Finally) Bang 🫧

10:55 pm
Friday

"Listen, Jaem... I... We need to talk." Jeno sighed, Jaemin shushing him and placing a finger on his lips impatiently as he shut the door behind them.

"No. We'll talk later. Right now, you both have something to deal with and clearly all of us have got some unresolved shit going on. The best way to deal with feelings is just to... bang one out, y'know?" Jaemin asked. Jeno looked dazed, but scoffed anyways.

"Really, Jaemin? Do you honestly think that'll help? That's kinda stupid."

"'Bang one out'?" Renjun asked, brow furrowed. Jaemin looked at him exasperatedly and pointed from himself to Renjun to Jeno and back to himself.

"I'm suggesting that we -specifically you both- have sex, Renjun. If you guys are fine with it." He added, looking at Jeno, who seemed pretty nonchalant.

Renjun's horns perked up from his hair and his tail poked straighter. "We are going to... we, uh... um... okay?" His voice was a mere stammer. His thighs pressed together forcefully and he couldn't look either of them in the eyes. He wiped away more of the black, inky stuff from his nose that Jaemin could only assume was blood.

"But must you forget about me and Sir Jaemin's ailments? Surely, you would not want to contract such a thing!" Renjun warned, worried for Jeno. Jaemin only smirked and fished around his pockets for a handful of condoms that he was just keeping in there, just in case.

Maybe he was hoping Chenle shoved them in a room. Maybe he knew they'd play seven minutes of heaven- what a stupid game.

Stupidly fun.

"You brought condoms? You wanted to fuck me, you nasty little shit!" Jeno teased, Jaemin blushing and furrowing his eyebrows.

"No, I just always have them, dumbass. Better safe then sorry, who knows what'll happen when I need them?" He defended.

Jeno snorted. "You need them now; you're about to fuck your dumbass of a boyfriend and a demon with herpes. What do you mean 'who knows?'" He cackled, Renjun clearing his throat timidly from the bed he sat on.

His horns poked out farther out of his head and his body seemed... warmer. Renjun squeezed his thighs together impatiently and looked at both of them with half-lidded eyes.

"Look, I am sorry. But can we... return to... this?" He gestured to himself, his eyes scanning the two of them and lingering a little too hard on Jaemin's crotch. "Please?"

"Of course. I think you both should make up... directly." Jaemin suggested, pushing Jeno towards Renjun. The two of them glared at each other.

After a long silence, both took a breath. Jeno spoke first; "Look, Renjun, I'm sorry-"

"Shut up and fuck me, Jeno." Renjun growled, grabbing Jeno's face and nearly smashing their faces together. Jaemin expected Jeno to recoil, but without so much as a look towards Jaemin, he dove in farther, making Renjun squeak.

Jaemin just stared with wide eyes as the two kissed, tongues and spit swapping rapidly. But honestly, he wasn't grossed out or anything. If anything, Jaemin was turned on by it.

He was going to suggest that even though Renjun's herpes wasn't detectable anymore -magma baths do a lot- they shouldn't be tonguing it down like that, but he kept his mouth shut.

Renjun straddled Jeno and moaned out when their crotches made contact. Jeno's hand flew to Renjun's mouth to keep him quiet, but Jaemin just giggled.

"Jen... the music's super loud. There's no way in hell they'll hear him." He assured, throwing in a few light head nods to the beat of the shitty EDM playing downstairs.