My Sleep Paralysis Demon Gave Me an STD [RENJUN • JAEMIN • JENO] ✔️

🫧 22. The One Where They Get the Fuck Out 🫧

1:02 am
Saturday

They weaved through people drinking, laughing, and yelling. A few people swayed to the music over the speakers and Jeno muttered angrily about telling Chenle not to have alcohol at his party.

Renjun, who was curled up in Jeno's arms, whimpered softly and hid his face and neck. Jaemin stumbled after them, weaving through people before finding the back door into Chenle's backyard.

Some people were already out here; a few people were in his pool and some sat around lazily underneath the moon. Two boys were kissing, slowly undressing each other right in the walkway and Jaemin cleared his throat obnoxiously, hoping they'd get the message.

One of them turned around, the other boy kissing his neck. Familiar eyes met familiar eyes and Jeno's blood ran cold.

"Doyoung?!" Jeno screamed, staring at his brother, who's face was beet red. The boy kissing Doyoung's neck paused and looked at Jeno with wide eyes.

"Wait, your brother? The homophobic one?" Jaemin asked, jaw wide in shock. Doyoung shoved the other boy off of him and stood up, buttoning his shirt back up in haste.

This must have been some of the college buddies that Chenle was talking about. Kun must be friends with Doyoung... it figures.

"Are we gonna finish this, or should I go?" The boy with the blonde hair asked shyly, awkwardly sitting on the stone walkway.

"Not now, Taeyong." Doyoung hissed, turning to his brother again. "Jeno, we don't speak of this."

"Doyou-"

"I said we don't speak of this. You don't see me, I don't see you. Got it?" He demanded, looking Jeno pleadingly. Jeno, who held a sleepy Renjun, nodded slowly and narrowed his eyes.

"Oh, we're talking about this later." Jeno remarked, and Doyoung's lips closed into a tightly wound line.

"Fine. Drive safe and mind your own business next time."

"You were about to fuck in the middle of the walkway, how is that not my business if I'm walking?" Jeno muttered, Renjun yawning as the trio walked off and back to the lawn again.

As they opened the fence door, someone ran past them. A flurry of dark hair, mumbling to himself and dashing away to a familiar red sports car with a Jaemin-sized dent in its rear. It was parked on the grass on the side of the lawn and before Jaemin could blink, the person was sprinting to the car, flinging the door open, and driving away. Renjun sniffed the air and made a face of confusion.

Donghyuck climbed over the fence from behind the trio, yelling as the car sped away. He cursed and kicked the fence.

"Was that Mark?" Jeno asked quietly, blinking in confusion. Jaemin nodded.

"Mark smells funny." Renjun noted quietly, messing with the hem of the robe he stole and was currently wearing. Donghyuck gave him a wild look of excitement.

"Ohhh... Mark's like a sex demon, babe!" Donghyuck draped himself against Jaemin dramatically and sighed. "I can barely walk! Gosh, he just kept going a good going and going and ah~"

"Gross. I don't need to hear about you fucking Mark." Jaemin upturned his nose and scowled at Donghyuck, who sighed dreamily.

"He's into hair pulling, did I tell you that?" Donghyuck asked, before scowling. "But the crazy thing is was that after a while, he started getting really, really warm. Like, hot. And he growled at one point, which was hot as fuck. Feral boy, Hyuckie-likey!" The boy wiggled his eyebrows as everyone else cringed.

"Nasty."

There was a large gate past the fence and Jaemin noticed it was open.  The latch was a little stuck though, so he pulled as hard as he could and accidentally hit Renjun's forehead. Which, unsurprisingly, made Jeno and Donghyuck laugh.

Jaemin unlocked the gate latch and held it open for his two lovers and Donghyuck, and
the four staggered around the house exterior and towards Jeno's van, which was parked outside of the estate gates.

"You know, anal, really takes it out of..." Jaemin was about to joke, before noticing a figure in a hoodie, sitting on the curb near the van. He stopped walking and so did Jeno, His eyes following Jaemin's to who the younger boy stared at. Jaemin's voice was soft and careful. "....Yangyang, what are you doing out here?"

The boy looked almost scared, tugging on his hoodie strings and biting his lip. He didn't look any of them in the eyes and Jaemin furrowed his brow, sitting on the curb next to Yangyang.

"You can talk to me, man. I don't know you super well, but I'm great at keeping secrets."

More silence followed before it was cut by a long exasperated sigh. "Ten left. He just... drove away. Chenle's brother is here, so naturally Ten wouldn't be caught dead with me. Not in front of Kun." Yangyang shrugged, looking out to the road in thought. "Tonight's been rough, I guess.
Confusing."

Jaemin nodded more and Yangyang kept his silence, taking a few shivery breaths and starting again.

"I don't know. Ten's always chased Kun, even after he graduated. I thought... I thought maybe he'd be over him by now and pay some attention to me. Especially since he was so quick to kiss me during the game, I... I thought he cared. I was stupid to give him my-" Yangyang shut his lips into a tight line and sighed, putting his head in his hands. "I really don't wanna talk about it."

"You don't have to, man. I won't ask anything else". Jaemin nodded.

"To make matters worse, I'm missing my socks too." Yangyang groaned, taking off his unlaced tennis shoes to show his crusty ass bare toes. Jaemin cringed as Renjun began hacking and coughing behind him.

Something fell from Renjun's mouth, the way trash would from a garbage disposal. The demon's jaw was loosened and pieces of clothing and stuffed animals were hacked up, partially digested.

"Hey! That's my underwear, you son of a bitch!" Jeno yelled indignantly, Renjun still hacking up on the side of the road. It was true, his Powerpuff Girls underwear was indeed, moist and half digested. So much for those.

"Renjun, that's disgusting." Jaemin cringed and pointed towards the slightly damp boxers on the pavement. Yangyang copied his cringe and held his socks up with a shaky smile.

"I am sorry they are not.... dry." Renjun acknowledged. Yangyang only nodded and looked away towards the house.

"How the fuck did you eat a pair of socks?" Donghyuck asked. Renjun shrugged and muttered something about being hungry.

"Guess you need a ride home?" Jeno offered. Yangyang nodded, sinking farther into his hoodie.

"Yeah. My phone's dead, that'd be really swag of you." He smiled and Jaemin noticed his nose and eyes scrunch with it. Jeno nodded, gesturing towards the shitty van and smiling sympathetically.

"Hop in, my guy."

Donghyuck held the door open and bowed, which made Yangyang laugh a little. Jaemin wondered why they'd never hung out before, despite all of them being in the same grade. Yangyang seemed pretty fun and Donghyuck wasn't too bad either.

Yangyang took a backseat with Renjun and Jaemin. Donghyuck sat in the front and Jeno buckled himself up in the drivers seat, duh. The five of them prepared to leave, before hearing a splitting scream from across the lawn, followed by hordes of half-naked college students fleeing from the backyard to the sides and front.

"Shit! What's going on?!" Jeno asked, panicked. Renjun yawned, unbothered and sleepy, still wrapped in only a robe and nothing else. Jaemin looked out of the window at the chaos and Jeno started to drive away, scared, putting that shit into drive immediately.

There weren't any police lights, but Donghyuck spotted it as soon as he looked out, close to the doors of the mansion.

Donghyuck pointed to a sleek electric car that pulled up to the driveway, which made the kids scatter. He smirked as the scene faded from view. "Chenle's parents are home. Him and Kun are fucked."