My Sleep Paralysis Demon Gave Me an STD [RENJUN • JAEMIN • JENO] ✔️

🫧 11. The One With the Invitation 🫧

12:08 pm
Tuesday

"What is HE still doing here?!" Jeno all but screamed, Renjun trying to eat the sleeves of the oversized hoodie he was drowning in.

"Long story short, I thought we knew what to do! He beat my meat for me, so I thought he'd disappear when I came, but-"

"Bold for announcing your jerk-off schedule to the hallway..." Jeno rolled his eyes and snorted, covering Jaemin's mouth. "Y'know, I don't know what to do. Is he just stuck here?"

Jaemin dug his shoe into the linoleum and frowned. "Maybe. I don't know."

"What do you mean 'I don't know'?" Jeno hissed back, Renjun raising his hand.

"Pardon me, but I do not appreciate being referred to as if I am not present. I understand that Sir Jaemin admires you, but I do not appreciate this." Renjun huffed. Jaemin frowned; he already knew that Renjun didn't particularly like Jeno and vice versa, but he really didn't need a fight between a boyfriend and an incubus in the middle of the hallway.

"Look, Renjun, I don't know if we can send you home. We might need you to figure out life on Earth because we have no idea how to send you back to whence you came, or whatever." Jaemin admitted. Renjun sighed exasperatedly and Jeno shrieked in horror.

"You cannot be serious right now, Jaem." Jeno was practically growling and Renjun mimicked him in tiny, which did not help.

Jaemin folded his arms. "This is our best opinion, Jeno. What, you scared a little someone is gonna steal me from you?" He asked tauntingly, making Jeno's neck and ears dust a bright red. He looked away and frowned, crossing his arms as well.

"Fine. Whatever, Chenle promised he had the homework answers last night, so-"

"I didn't promise you shit, bitch!" Chenle cursed, running behind Jeno and smacking the hallway doorways obnoxiously before running up to Jeno to do the same. His hand smacked the absolute shit out of Jeno, who stumbled forwards and into Jaemin.

Jeno was confused at first, but when he saw Chenle cackle and sprint past him with his hand still midair, he put two and two together. Jeno lunged from Jaemin's arms and down the hall to chase down Chenle.

Only thing he forgot about was the fact that he can't chase anyone down. Not with that goofy ahh run of his.

And with Jeno gone, Renjun huffed and stomped off to the bathroom, worked up and upset. Jaemin was wondering what the fuck even just happened as Jisung walked up with one thing in their hands. Renjun came back, a piece of toilet paper stuck to his foot, looking confused. Before Renjun could as any stupid questions like yesterday, Jaemin slapped his hand on the demon's mouth.

"Lele's brother is in town. Kun? Mister perfect?" Jisung reminded, giving Renjun an odd look. Jaemin nodded as they continued. "Yeah, Lele can't throw a 'rager' anymore, apparently. His brother went on a rant about reputation and now it's a dignified house gathering... or some bullshit like that." They mumbled the last part under their breath, handing two light blue envelopes to Jaemin and Renjun. Renjun tried to eat the fucking envelope before Jaemin smacked his hand away from his mouth.

"Sungie? What are these?" Jaemin asked, admiring the golden seal on light blue envelope paper. Jisung sighed exasperatedly and gestured with a vague hand movement.

"An invitation. Dignified, remember?" Jisung rolled their eyes. "Lele wanted me to give these to people. He said it wouldn't be cool if he did, like some kindergarten kid begging students to go to his birthday party." They quoted, putting the rest of the invitations into their black backpack, nearly knocking off their Lore Olympus pin in the process.

Jaemin grimaced when he noticed the pin and Jisung curled in on themself in embarrassment. It's not like Jaemin doesn't know they read the Webtoon, because he totally knows that. No, its more about the sheer disappointment.

"You still read that shit?"

"SHUT UP, NA JAEMIN! I LIKE IT!"

"It's not as bad as the one with the boyfriends." Another kid (Jaemin loosely remembers them- Shotaro?) remarks, leaning against a locker and rolling his eyes. "That pastel mess makes me homophobic."

"No, you... I'm not..." Shotaro stutters immediately after seeing Jaemin and Jisung both raise their queer little eyebrows. "I'm girly-pop. Like, totally gay."

Jisung clicks their tongue and nods, Jaemin nodding as well. Shotaro looks nervous, but one look at his phone case with a mlm flag and it's pretty clear he's not homophobic.

Renjun stood by, nibbling on the envelope as the bell rang. Jaemin swatted the paper out of the demon's mouth, earning him a hiss. Jisung gave Renjun another rather odd look as Shotaro and themself headed down the hall, keeping a respectable and not-gay distance from each other.

"I guess we should go to class. Again." Jaemin sighed, looking around for the demon. Renjun, however, is a little shithead who can't sit still and bolted down the hall to god-knows-where.

Jaemin grumbled, running through the maze of halls to find the incubus; This was going to be a long rest of this life.