My Sleep Paralysis Demon Gave Me an STD [RENJUN • JAEMIN • JENO] ✔️

🫧 15. The One With the Witch 🫧

5:04 pm
Wednesday

"Funny. I knew it'd be small, but I didn't think it'd be this small." Jisung mused, Jeno laughing obnoxiously in the background. Jaemin's mother was at work and Jeno had invited both himself and Jisung (much to Jaemin's dismay) to Jaemin's own house after school.

And this leads them to where they are now: Jeno sitting on Jaemin's bed laughing as hard as his stomach let him, Jisung examining Jaemin's genitals, and Jaemin whining in embarrassment, wishing he could have just noped out of this situation completely.

"Look, I get it. It's not the biggest dick around. Don't make it sound all shriveled like that, though!" Jaemin admitted a little too loudly, his ears and neck a concerning red color. Jeno continued to cackle in the background.

"Yeah, even mine is bigger than that." Jisung snorted, a hand over their mouth.

"You don't- YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE!" Jaemin snapped, almost yelling in embarrassment before sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose. "Can you just... I dunno, do your job? You said you could help."

Jisung smiled slightly before remembering that they were, in fact, mad at Jaemin like a petty bitch, and scowled at him instead.

"There's only so much I can do. I want to be a doctor and everything, but also... I'm like, 16 years old, man. I thought you needed a different kind of help."

"JISUNG!" Jeno gasped, scandalized. Jisung furrowed their eyebrows before gasping and hitting the oldest boy.

"No, not like that! Not in a million years, ew!" Jisung made an obnoxious fake gagging noise and Jaemin's ears became redder.

He frowned. "'Ew'? What's that supposed to mean? I summoned a fucking incubus, and now you're staring at my dick. You've already seen it! The pipeline of chaos is honestly just... Jisungie?" Jaemin looked at them quizzically, but Jisung was already meeting his gaze.

Jisung's eyes were widened in disbelief. "I'm fucking sorry, sUMMON?! INCUBU-"

Jeno clapped his hand over Jisung's mouth and nudged his head towards the closet door. "He's asleep in there. Jaemin summoned him and he can't leave the human realm now."

"Why didn't you tell me you summoned the bitch?!" Jisung half-screeched-half-whispered, facepalming. Jaemin and Jeno exchanged confused looks and Jisung rolled their eyes and walked to their purse, taking out a small black book with funky silver writing on the front. "I'm literally a fucking witch, dude."

"You are?!" They both exclaimed in unison.

"Yes! I told you I hexed Lee Donghyuck a month ago and he got really sick for a while. Didn't come to school or anything, you don't remember?"

The two exchanged a glance of confusion, shaking their heads as Jisung rolled their eyes again.

"I hate you. I hate you both. Idiots." They huffed, before sitting back down and opening the black book. "Put your dick away, Na."

Jisung started to scan the pages with a mumble as Jaemin tucked himself back into his pants, trading perplexed glances with Jeno.

"Uh, Sungie? How experienced of a witch are you? Like... you don't just say that and then do some dorky shit, right? It's like, actual magic?" Jaemin asked. Jisung's glare was murderous as they gestured to the closet and back to their book.

"There's an incubus in your closet. I hexed a man with a serious illness. Ask yourself again if it's 'actual magic', Na." Jisung replied, their tone threatening.

Jaemin shut his mouth and even though Jeno didn't even speak, he sure as shit did too. Jisung kept flipping through pages, ominous calligraphic writing in black ink and little doodles in the margins. Their eyes scanned page after page before stopping and reading the page, then the next.

"Oh."

"Oh? What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Jeno asked, fidgeting with his hoodie drawstrings. Jisung said nothing, eyebrows furrowing as they scanned the book again with the same result.

"Na Jaemin, there's only one way out." Jisung looked at him with a grim look and Jaemin awkwardly laughed, not enjoying the tension at all.

After Jisung stared at Jaemin for a rather unsettling amount of time, Jaemin cocked an eyebrow. "So... are you gonna tell me what the out is or keep being a creep, Ji?"

Jisung said nothing.