8:45 a.m
Sunday"Who the fuck are you?!" Jeno yelled, falling off of his boyfriend's bed. His eyes were wide and his heart was beating rapidly, admittedly terrified.
The figure simply raised its head and wagged when Jaemin presumed to be its tail. Jaemin himself was shocked, wondering if he'd really summoned Renjun to his room or an unwanted guest from the underworld.
"I am... I am Renjun..." the voice was barely a whisper, dark as if multiple voice layer on one another. Jeno paled and looked to Jaemin for help.
"Please tell me you didn't just summon satan."
Jaemin just blinked his eyes and looked back at Renjun. It was just as he'd seen him in his dream, although less threatening and more... tiny.
"That's... I think that IS Renjun, Jen." Jaemin's voice was breathless as Jeno's loud and frantic breathing became faster.
"Holy shit... you're the herpes demon?" Jeno was wide eyed in disbelief, but Renjun's face looked confused.
"Jaemin, sir? What's a herpes?"
Jaemin whistled a low note. Oh... about that. It's a human disease and I think you gave it to me." Jaemin tried, voice uneasy. "It's a sexual disease, you know? I dunno if there's sexual diseases in hell-"
"Oh sure there are." Renjun was nonchalant, voice still quiet. "There's Styx Disease, Brimstone boils, HIV..."
"We have HIV here!" Jeno pointed out and Renjun shrugged.
"Oh. Well, must've contracted to the human world somehow... now what's a herpes?"
"It's... uh... this." Jaemin went to take off his pajama bottoms, hand grazing the Dorito-stained drawstrings to pull them down, when Renjun stopped him.
"Oh! The bumps on your penis? Is it that!" Renjun's voice was raised slightly, kind of excited that he was understanding human anatomy well enough.
"Y-Yes. It's that." Jaemin's face was beet red as he let go of his pants drawstrings, still covering him. Jeno laughed to himself in the corner and Jaemin felt his face burn in embarrassment.
"That's rather odd. Although, I had similar bumps after meeting with a particular client about your age. But honestly, they went away after a quick magma bath. Fixes everything, you know." Renjun's voice was hushed again, poking at his tail. He'd covered up his body, although shameless but understanding of human humility and all that, with his tail and was prodding at split hairs.
"Who?! Who was your last client? Do we know him?"
"Uh... nevermind it." Renjun whispered, slinking back into himself. "It's... we... nothing."
"Okay... how did we summon you?" Jaemin changed the subject and Renjun's red eyes became brown, calm.
Renjun shrugged. "No idea. Problem is, once a demon is summoned, the contract must be fulfilled for the demon to return to the underworld. So, until you orgasm again by my doing, I'm sort of stuck here."
Jaemin wanted to crawl into a hole and disappear forever, away from his boyfriend and away from the hot demon boy in his room.
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My Sleep Paralysis Demon Gave Me an STD [RENJUN • JAEMIN • JENO] ✔️
HumorJeno looked him up and down before nodding seriously, looking Jaemin right in his eyes. 'Oh dude, that's totally herpes. Right there on your shrimp-ass dick.' Or, Na Jaemin accidentally lets a demon with an STD in his room one night and wakes up wi...