oikawa: notice how we still dont have a group name
futakuchi: exactly like who are we? animals?
[Today 2:24 PM kuroo named the conversation to "party animals 😩".]
bokuto: bro you couldve done way better than that
kuroo: bokuto
bokuto: AYE CHILL CHILL I WAS KIDDING DONT ADD HIM PLEASE
kuroo: yeah thats what i thought
terushima: not you taming your best friend
kuroo: no he already has a tamer im just threatening him
daichi: why do yall refer to his boyfriend as his tamer like bokuto is a dog or something
kuroo: he act like a dog when hes around him
terushima: ayoo petplay ???? 🤨
bokuto: AW HELL NAWL
bokuto: WE DONT DO THAT
oikawa: but you didnt deny you acting like a dog
kuroo: because hes a submissive top
bokuto: BRO SHUSH
futakuchi: YOOOOOO I AINT KNOW YOU WAS LIKE THAAAT
bokuto: WHY W O U L D YOU KNOW ?????
futakuchi: YOU RIGHT
daishou: kuroo why do YOU know that
kuroo: well he IS my best friend so we tell each other everything
daishou: EVERYTHING everything?
kuroo: not following
daishou: 😐
kuroo: OHHH
kuroo: hell no i dont tell him THAT who you think i am
daichi: a freak that likes broadcasting what he did/does with his boyfriend
futakuchi: youre one to talk
daichi: aye kuroo told us how daishou fuckin bounces on him dont grill me 🤨
daishou: dear GOD
futakuchi: yeah and YOU told them how i GIVE YOU HEAD
daichi: oh
daichi: damn you right i did
daichi: my fault
futakuchi: yeah yo fault 😐
daichi: damn im sorry okay 😭
futakuchi: you lucky im not making you sleep on the couch
futakuchi: or worse
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Humorhell turned sequel ayeee !! [kuroo added daishou, oikawa, iwaizumi, sakusa, atsumu, kita, sugawara, futakuchi, daichi, bokuto, akaashi, terushima, and nishinoya] bokuto: AW HELL YEAH THEY MADE ANOTHER APP kuroo: HELL YEAH THEY DID LETS GET CRAZY dai...
