fuckin like sluts 🤪
[12:34 AM]
daishou: bro bokuto just sent a picture of him shirtless A N D in gray sweatpants and honestly if he's not in my mouth in the next 2.5 seconds i will a c t u a l l y die
konoha's slut bucket: EHEHEHEHEHE
multidimensional whore: why are u saying that like u two haven't fucked before 😭
daishou: bcuz we haven't 😭
daishou: it was always me and konoha or tetsuro (which i'm not complaining abt 😩)
konoha's slut bucket: yea i always watched 😭
konoha's slut bucket: BUT NOW IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE 🕺
daishou: HELP
konoha: i would gladly be interested in watching 👁️
kuroo: as will i 👁️
daichi: u voyeurs are something else
daichi: where are ur parents
sakusa: minding they grown adult business 🤨
suna: ^ real
konoha: leave us voyeurs alone don't be hating on our grind
daichi: i hate on a l o t more
daichi: trust me, i am p r a y i n g on y'all downfall
daichi: y'all get on my fuckin nerves no cappuccino
sakusa: NO CAPPUCCINO 💀💀💀
multidimensional whore: LMAOO IMA START SAYING THAT SHIT
futakuchi: it's almost as funny as when i randomly hear him yell "FUCK" from across the house 😭
futakuchi: be makin me jump out my skin damn near
daichi: it may be random for u but not for me
futakuchi: nah really it's totally not like u the one yelling it 😐
daichi: shut the fuck up
futakuchi: make me
daichi: ...
[daichi is offline]
futakuchi: ah shit why did i say that
multidimensional whore: u know why
futakuchi: fuck off 🫤
[futakuchi is offline]
suna: and daichi claims to not be like us heathens
kuroo: he certainly is, he just knows how to use PMs unlike us 👍🏼
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Humorhell turned sequel ayeee !! [kuroo added daishou, oikawa, iwaizumi, sakusa, atsumu, kita, sugawara, futakuchi, daichi, bokuto, akaashi, terushima, and nishinoya] bokuto: AW HELL YEAH THEY MADE ANOTHER APP kuroo: HELL YEAH THEY DID LETS GET CRAZY dai...
