fuckin like sluts 🤪
[12:02 AM]
bokuto: can i exfoliate my penis
oikawa: what the f u c k
oikawa: i'm not even saying that bcuz u asked that question
oikawa: i'm saying that bcuz ain't no fucking way u just UNironically said "penis"
bokuto: yea i said it now answer my damn question
sakusa: i've never seen oikawa do it and he exfoliates e v e r y t h i n g
iwaizumi: wait is that why he's always so soft?
atsumu: i thought he was just naturally like that
sakusa: y'all are hopeless
kuroo: i think i've seen daishou do it once and for some reason he never did it again
akaashi: so in other words that means go for it
kuroo: AKAASHI
bokuto: anyone that is n o t akaashi have any input?
akaashi: so ungrateful 😐
daichi: why are u trying to exfoliate anyway
bokuto: idk one of my sisters has it and i'm bored in the shower so i started reading labels and found it and it said it made ur skin soft so i wanna use it
oikawa: so it's a sugar scrub?
bokuto: i have no idea what that is
daishou: dear lord just what does the label say
bokuto: tree hut watermelon shea sugar scrub
oikawa: OMG I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO USE THAT ONE
daishou: i have another one if u wanna have it
oikawa: YES I'LL LOVE U FOREVER
iwaizumi: WHAT WHY DIDN'T U SAY U WANTED IT I WOULD'VE BOUGHT IT
atsumu: SEE THERE U GO AGAIN
sakusa: LET ME AND ATSUMU SPEND MONEY ON HIM SOMETIMES
iwaizumi: RIGHT
iwaizumi: FORGOT I'M ON MONEY TIMEOUT
iwaizumi: SORRY
suna: money timeout 💀
bokuto: HELLOOOO BACK TO MY SUPER IMPORTANT QUESTION ON PERSONAL HYGIENE ???
bokuto: CAN I EXFOLIATE MY DICK OR NOT
oikawa: NO
daishou: NO
futakuchi: NO
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Humorhell turned sequel ayeee !! [kuroo added daishou, oikawa, iwaizumi, sakusa, atsumu, kita, sugawara, futakuchi, daichi, bokuto, akaashi, terushima, and nishinoya] bokuto: AW HELL YEAH THEY MADE ANOTHER APP kuroo: HELL YEAH THEY DID LETS GET CRAZY dai...
