zaddies | hq chatfic

twenty-three

fucking like sluts 🤪
[9:01 PM]

multidimensional whore: bro that narcissistic personality disorder song has been DOMINATING my fyp 💀

konoha's slut bucket: it's a sign

multidimensional whore: are u calling me a narcissist ??? 🤨🤨🤨

konoha's slut bucket: uh

konoha's slut bucket: i'm not NOT calling u one🕴️

multidimensional whore: bokuto me and u gon fight keep chatting to me 😐😐😐

futakuchi: HELPPP

akaashi: no WAY did u just say chatting like u them british folk 💀

suna: aye if y'all do fight let me record so i can put that shit on world star 👁️

atsumu: u need ur phone put on screen time 💀

suna: akaashi tried but i gave him the pipe and he was good 💪🏼

akaashi: i'm not gonna confirm nor deny that statement

kuroo: LMAO

konoha's slut bucket: welp the pipe mustve been good 💀

daichi: speaking of tiktok the comments is getting more and more down malicious 💀

multidimensional whore: RIGHT LIKE NO WAY DID I JUST SEE A TIKTOK OF GOJO WITH THAT RAGE LOVE LUST SOUND AND A COMMENT SAID "till my hole remembers the shape" 💀

daishou: NO DEADASS LIKE I BE SEEING "until the neighbors know his name" 💀

sugawara: ok but like........ it's gojo

daishou: ykw u are very correct abt that

multidimensional whore: so true babe

futakuchi: "babe"? 🤨🤨

futakuchi: i see how it is 😒

multidimensional whore: ur my bitch u know this 🙄

multidimensional whore: bitch is higher than babe

multidimensional whore: on the friends scale that is

sakusa: was bout to say real quick i don't mind being called a bitch

akaashi: u need to stop paying ur phone bill

sakusa: but it's oikawa 🙁

akaashi: ...

akaashi: u right

konoha's slut bucket: i'm gonna change the subject to something a little less but more down horrific

konoha's slut bucket: just saw a tiktok comment that said "till my organs are rearranged"

konoha's slut bucket: y'know sometimes i hate tiktok too