fuckin like sluts 🤪
[11:13 PM]futakuchi: in all the respectful most respectably respected respectful ways of respect in the name of the somewhat respectful law
futakuchi: daichi i want you to fuck me in a public parking lot
daichi: 👩🦲
futakuchi: at night with people still there
daichi: oh nawl u done lost yo damn mind 😭
oikawa: bestie ur kink of possibly getting caught is showing
daichi: no no cuz i will do it
futakuchi: YES
daichi: just not with people still there
daichi: like if u wanna make a porno we can definitely do that
terushima: HELP
kuroo: DAICHI IS PROJECTING 💀💀
bokuto: MANS WANNA BE A PORNSTAR SO BAD HE GASLIGHTING FUTAKUCHI INTO IT 💀💀
daichi: THAT IS NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING
oikawa: ur definitely gaslighting and there's no use in trying to lie to me, i gaslight all the time to make them wash dishes
iwaizumi: u don't gaslight us u seduce us
oikawa: same difference 🙄
oikawa: and besides i do most of the cooking it's only fair u wash the dishes 😕
iwaizumi: well how come kusa doesn't have to wash dishes >:/
oikawa: cuz u turds don't know how to RINSE OUT UR DISHES so there's food still left in them and nobody wants to touch that
oikawa: and bcuz he does the OTHER half of the cooking
oikawa: and bcuz if u don't, u WILL be sleeping on the couch for 2 weeks :)
iwaizumi: oh-
oikawa: @atsumu this goes for u too
atsumu: aw c'mon i thought i was safe
oikawa: just bcuz u weren't here and i didn't @ u, doesn't mean ur safe :)
oikawa: now there's dishes to attend to 😊
iwaizumi: fine 😔
[iwaizumi and atsumu are offline]
futakuchi: can i have some of that power
daichi: no u already have it
daichi: it's really me who needs some of it 🥲
futakuchi: not when i'm the one who cooks 😐
futakuchi: who does the cleaning around here?
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Humorhell turned sequel ayeee !! [kuroo added daishou, oikawa, iwaizumi, sakusa, atsumu, kita, sugawara, futakuchi, daichi, bokuto, akaashi, terushima, and nishinoya] bokuto: AW HELL YEAH THEY MADE ANOTHER APP kuroo: HELL YEAH THEY DID LETS GET CRAZY dai...