zaddies | hq chatfic

three

2:40 AM

party animals 😩

kuroo: kenma once told me he wondered how a human being could kill another and then the next day i accidentally erased all his animal crossing data and he stared at me with the creepiest smile while grabbing my self defense bat 😃

daichi: mood

daichi: the killing you not the animal crossing thing

kuroo: what did i ever do to you 😕

daichi: you talked to me

daichi: thats what you did

daichi: you opened your mouth and spoke to me

kuroo: kay well damn-

oikawa: kuroo im sorry but i hate this stupid fucking name

oikawa: im changing it back to our iconic name

[Today 2:42 AM oikawa named the conversation "fuckin like sluts 🤪."]

atsumu: iconic 😩

konoha: you really had a group called fuckin like sluts?

terushima: of course we did who do you think we are

suna: and did you partake in the actions associated with the group name?

akaashi: i was too busy pining after you

kuroo: some of us did

kuroo: terushima did the most

terushima: HEY

bokuto: yeah im surprised he actually settled down

terushima: well i cant be a hoe forever

futakuchi: remembering the iconic moment oikawa had sex with terushima

oikawa: i dont regret that but i was terrified of iwa chan finding out even tho we werent dating yet

iwaizumi: i still dont get why you thought i would care that much

oikawa: well thats kinda hurtful but usually you wouldnt want your crush fucking someone else 😃

iwaizumi: so why didnt you care when i told you i fucked sakusa? 🤨

oikawa: because he was ALSO my crush and that was a very hot situation for me to think about

atsumu: yeah and im still upset with omi for not telling me he knew haji 🤨

sakusa: well i didnt think we would ever be dating each other so i didnt think it would be that important🧍🏻‍♀️

atsumu: OF COURSE ITS IMPORTANT

atsumu: IT COULDVE BEEN A HISTORICAL MOMENT OMI