fuckin like sluts 🤪
[8:29 PM]
akaashi: the next mf that tell me to "smile" (besides the photographers, i love them 🫶🏼) i'm IMMEDIATELY chopping their dick off
akaashi: cuz fuck u think i'm gon smile for u for?
akaashi: also besides suna he can tell me to do ALMOST whatever he wants
suna: damn why u say almost like that? 😕
akaashi: cuz if u ever think u can tell me to wash the dishes or clean the house, i'm kickin yo ass OUT the house
akaashi: don't ever fuckin play with me like that
akaashi: i do the cooking so YOU wash the dishes
akaashi: i basically do everything around the house and all yo ass do is fold clothes
suna: HEY THAT'S NOT ALL I DO
suna: I DO THE SHOPPING TOO
akaashi: yea, the stuff that *i* tell u to get
akaashi: u got LOST in the store and i had to collect u from the front desk like an 8 y/o
multidimensional whore: HELP NOT THE COLLECT
konoha's slut bucket: YO ASS IS A POKÉMON NOW 💀
kuroo: "GOTTA COLLECT THEM ALL" FACE ASS 🤣🤣🤣‼️
suna: STOP NOW I KNOW HOW DAICHI FEELS Y'ALL BE CLOWNIN ANYBODY 😭
daichi: glad it's someone else for once
suna: suck my dick
daichi:
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kuroo: are u not of the homosexual
daichi: no, i am of the kenjisexual
futakuchi: can't u go o n e day without me
daichi: no.
daichi: i will go z e r o days without u
futakuchi: what abt 24 hours
daichi: that's still a day, i'm not dumb
futakuchi: says the guy who put plastic in the microwave ??
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Humorhell turned sequel ayeee !! [kuroo added daishou, oikawa, iwaizumi, sakusa, atsumu, kita, sugawara, futakuchi, daichi, bokuto, akaashi, terushima, and nishinoya] bokuto: AW HELL YEAH THEY MADE ANOTHER APP kuroo: HELL YEAH THEY DID LETS GET CRAZY dai...
