fuckin like sluts 🤪
[10:34 PM]
daishou: HOLY SHIT THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF MY LIFE IS TOMORROW
daishou: TECHNICALLY IN LESS THAN TWO HOURS BUT WHO'S COUNTING ???
konoha's slut bucket: uh i believe u are
daishou: KUROO CAN'T WE JUST START CELEBRATING AT 12 ??
kuroo: nope
kuroo: i want to save the surprise for tomorrow night
daishou: TOMORROW N I G H T ??!
daishou: KUROO C'MON I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG 🥹
kuroo: dw, i still have a full day planned
kuroo: the surprise will be better at night anyway
daichi: why does that sound so sexual
futakuchi: ofc u would think that with yo horny ass
daichi: see u ain't have to do that :/
futakuchi: but i did and u know it's true
daichi: i mean it's not tho 😕
daichi: i mean i AM horny but i meant it's cuz it's kuroo and anything he says is sexual
kuroo: that time i had zero sexual intentions
daichi: see wtf is this b u l l s h i t
daichi: kuroo with z e r o sexual intentions? 🤨
daichi: ESPECIALLY involving daishou?
daichi: sumn don't seem right
kuroo: calm ur neurons 🙄
daishou: god ur such a nerd
kuroo: /pos or /neg?
daishou: /pos obviously
daishou: u know i love when u nerd out
kuroo: i genuinely still can't believe it since u used to make fun of me for it
daishou: i did that to hide the fact i enjoyed hearing u talk abt things i couldn't understand
kuroo: so in other words, u enjoy when i'm smarter than u?🕴️
daishou: fuck no
daishou: i meant when it's something u like
daishou: y'know like when u know a lot abt it so u just ramble on and on
kuroo: so what i think ur saying is that u just like hearing me talk
daishou: yes there u go
kuroo: that's hot
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