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fuckin like sluts 🤪
[11:12 PM]

oikawa: dude i wanna get high so bad rn

atsumu: u and omi are high like 90% of the time

oikawa: and ?? 🤨

akaashi: i will definitely get high with u

suna: u better not have high sex 🤨

akaashi: no we're not gonna have high sex 🤨

akaashi: unfortunately

sakusa: wait if i watch, CAN u have high sex

suna: this ^

oikawa: yoomi ur voyeur kink is showing

akaashi: suna urs too

sakusa: so like was that a no orrrr

suna: this again ^

oikawa: i mean 👁👁

akaashi: i am 1000% down.

sakusa: Y E S.

suna: WE WIIIIIIN SUCK IT NERDS

atsumu: do i just not get a say in this

sakusa: i'm gonna be there so it's fine

atsumu: so what ur saying is that our relationship is temporarily gonna be an open one? 🤨

sakusa: um

sakusa: yes?

sakusa: no?

sakusa: maybe?

sakusa: i'm scared is there a right answer

akaashi: if ur not ok with it we can cancel 😔

atsumu: no it's just the fact u didn't even try to invite me 🫥

sakusa: U ALWAYS SAID U DIDN'T HAVE A VOYEUR KINK

atsumu: THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RN

futakuchi: i wish i could get high with u 😕

daichi: but u can't cuz the club drug tests u 🤭🤭

daichi: and also bcuz i don't want u alone with them

suna: das rude

oikawa: yeah and that's my best friend u dork bitch 🤨

daishou: thought u called him a fork bitch

kuroo: u shouldn't even be on ur phone

kuroo: i didn't say u could be 🤨

daishou: ayo not in the gc 😰